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Title: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2014, 09:49:38 PM
Tomorrow I have a blood pressure check.

This is the one conducted by the obese smoking nurse Angry9: who lectures me about smoking and makes me do a drinking questionnaire (with picture for the hard of reading) which everyone lies about and then offers me a booklet about healthy eating. cussing:

I detest her  cussing:

Receptionist is quite tasty though  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 09:56:07 PM
Tomorrow I have a blood pressure check.

This is the one conducted by the obese smoking nurse Angry9: who lectures me about smoking and makes me do a drinking questionnaire (with picture for the hard of reading) which everyone lies about and then offers me a booklet about healthy eating. cussing:

I detest her  cussing:

Receptionist is quite tasty though  rubschin:

Go drunk........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2014, 09:58:57 PM
Send Baldy you say rubschin:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2014, 10:00:36 PM
Send Baldy you say rubschin:

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Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2014, 05:23:01 AM
Confuse the hell out of her and deliberately pick the most unhealthy options on the questionnaire.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2014, 05:48:54 AM
Send Baldy you say rubschin:

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 angel1
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2014, 09:48:04 AM
Amazing how Amazon can schedule a delivery to exactly coincide with this other appointment  evil: evil:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 09:49:19 AM
Amazing how Amazon can schedule a delivery to exactly coincide with this other appointment  evil: evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2014, 12:19:51 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2014, 01:34:18 PM
She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

Mincing I hear you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2014, 09:18:12 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2F9fbn84nhv%2Fstairs_forget.jpg&hash=dd099ef8d8683af1e63f63a381cf01f91534c9c6) (http://postimg.org/image/9fbn84nhv/)
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2014, 09:18:28 AM
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That works for me.
 redface:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2014, 09:29:28 AM
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That works for me.
 redface:

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2014, 09:47:44 AM
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That works for me.
 redface:

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2014, 11:48:29 AM
I have a wall going nowhere

And a cat that runs up and down stairs


So I figure that counts

Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Just One More on January 28, 2014, 06:07:11 PM
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That works for me.
 redface:

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Foidh70j35%2FDSCN0015.jpg&hash=536cfc9fb0477949bf35b77afc504dc38dc6deef) (http://postimg.org/image/oidh70j35/)
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2014, 06:22:04 PM
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That works for me.
 redface:

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Foidh70j35%2FDSCN0015.jpg&hash=536cfc9fb0477949bf35b77afc504dc38dc6deef) (http://postimg.org/image/oidh70j35/)


happy001
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2014, 11:05:26 PM
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That works for me.
 redface:

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Foidh70j35%2FDSCN0015.jpg&hash=536cfc9fb0477949bf35b77afc504dc38dc6deef) (http://postimg.org/image/oidh70j35/)
cloud9:
I want one!
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2014, 03:49:51 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2014, 03:52:08 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 03:55:56 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 04:00:19 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2014, 04:31:52 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:

Top reply of 2014 so far.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2014, 04:33:09 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
sad32:
point:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2014, 02:28:32 PM
Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise  noooo:

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren  cussing: cussing:

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started. noooo:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2014, 02:39:22 PM
Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise  noooo:

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren  cussing: cussing:

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started. noooo:

Hope all goes well.....
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2014, 02:51:54 PM
Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise  noooo:

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren  cussing: cussing:

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started. noooo:

Hope all goes well.....
yes hope the Pink Sis' treatment goes well



and that Nurse Patronising is soon out of A&E?
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2014, 02:58:20 PM
Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2014, 03:04:28 PM
Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
eeek:

That's my new learnt fact of the day.  Still doesn't sound like much fun for her
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2014, 03:05:59 PM
Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
eeek:

That's my new learnt fact of the day.  Still doesn't sound like much fun for her

Me too........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2014, 03:06:18 PM
I find it baffling too but I know Pink Sis too well to ask  noooo: scared2:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2014, 03:13:19 PM
Wiki to the wescue

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemotherapy#Other_uses
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2014, 05:13:53 PM
In my vast experience of nurses nearly all are patronising (my Ex being an exception) And they get worse as you, the patient get older.    cussing:
Title: Re: The Ritual Interrogation
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2014, 05:14:54 PM
Exactly!! I may offer a training course to the NHS. There could be munny in this  rubschin: