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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on January 26, 2014, 09:49:38 PM
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Tomorrow I have a blood pressure check.
This is the one conducted by the obese smoking nurse Angry9: who lectures me about smoking and makes me do a drinking questionnaire (with picture for the hard of reading) which everyone lies about and then offers me a booklet about healthy eating. cussing:
I detest her cussing:
Receptionist is quite tasty though rubschin:
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Tomorrow I have a blood pressure check.
This is the one conducted by the obese smoking nurse Angry9: who lectures me about smoking and makes me do a drinking questionnaire (with picture for the hard of reading) which everyone lies about and then offers me a booklet about healthy eating. cussing:
I detest her cussing:
Receptionist is quite tasty though rubschin:
Go drunk........ Thumbs:
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Send Baldy you say rubschin:
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Send Baldy you say rubschin:
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Confuse the hell out of her and deliberately pick the most unhealthy options on the questionnaire. eveilgrin:
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Send Baldy you say rubschin:
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angel1
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Amazing how Amazon can schedule a delivery to exactly coincide with this other appointment evil: evil:
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Amazing how Amazon can schedule a delivery to exactly coincide with this other appointment evil: evil:
lol: lol: lol:
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Miss New Nurse is very eyes: eyes: eyes:
She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.
She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
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She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
Mincing I hear you say? rubschin:
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Miss New Nurse is very eyes: eyes: eyes:
She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.
She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2F9fbn84nhv%2Fstairs_forget.jpg&hash=dd099ef8d8683af1e63f63a381cf01f91534c9c6) (http://postimg.org/image/9fbn84nhv/)
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That works for me.
redface:
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That works for me.
redface:
I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
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That works for me.
redface:
I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
One in each wing, naturally.
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I have a wall going nowhere
And a cat that runs up and down stairs
So I figure that counts
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That works for me.
redface:
I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
One in each wing, naturally.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Foidh70j35%2FDSCN0015.jpg&hash=536cfc9fb0477949bf35b77afc504dc38dc6deef) (http://postimg.org/image/oidh70j35/)
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That works for me.
redface:
I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
One in each wing, naturally.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Foidh70j35%2FDSCN0015.jpg&hash=536cfc9fb0477949bf35b77afc504dc38dc6deef) (http://postimg.org/image/oidh70j35/)
happy001
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That works for me.
redface:
I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?
One in each wing, naturally.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Foidh70j35%2FDSCN0015.jpg&hash=536cfc9fb0477949bf35b77afc504dc38dc6deef) (http://postimg.org/image/oidh70j35/)
cloud9:
I want one!
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Miss New Nurse is very eyes: eyes: eyes:
She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.
She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:
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sad32:
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Miss New Nurse is very eyes: eyes: eyes:
She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.
She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Miss New Nurse is very eyes: eyes: eyes:
She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.
She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Miss New Nurse is very eyes: eyes: eyes:
She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.
She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" rubschin: rubschin:
I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:
Top reply of 2014 so far. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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sad32:
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sad32:
point:
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Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise noooo:
Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:
Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?
PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren cussing: cussing:
Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.
That is when the trouble started. noooo:
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Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise noooo:
Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:
Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?
PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren cussing: cussing:
Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.
That is when the trouble started. noooo:
Hope all goes well.....
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Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise noooo:
Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:
Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?
PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren cussing: cussing:
Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.
That is when the trouble started. noooo:
Hope all goes well.....
yes hope the Pink Sis' treatment goes well
and that Nurse Patronising is soon out of A&E?
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Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
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Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
eeek:
That's my new learnt fact of the day. Still doesn't sound like much fun for her
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Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
eeek:
That's my new learnt fact of the day. Still doesn't sound like much fun for her
Me too........ rubschin:
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I find it baffling too but I know Pink Sis too well to ask noooo: scared2:
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Wiki to the wescue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemotherapy#Other_uses
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In my vast experience of nurses nearly all are patronising (my Ex being an exception) And they get worse as you, the patient get older. cussing:
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Exactly!! I may offer a training course to the NHS. There could be munny in this rubschin: