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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 05:49:51 PM

Title: Fook me
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 05:49:51 PM
The chappy upstairs has had a fall out with his girlfriend. She has met me before and has arrived here clad in a skimpy dressing gown  and in floods  eeek:

I have given her collapso and stuck her into a relaxing bubbley bath with candles scared2:

I now have to calm her down (blubbing) nd do Kissinger stylee diplomacy with him upstairs  eeek:

She is on the volutupuous side. I am being  angel1

I sense my evening is fooked
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: apc2010 on October 25, 2013, 05:52:29 PM
Pics,,,,,,,, rubschin:










At least your boiler is working ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 06:18:10 PM
Fook.  eeek:

Going round your neighbour's and jumping in the candle adorned bath is a bit forward in my book.

I think you might have quite a busy night.  eyes:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2013, 06:31:55 PM
Fook.  eeek:

Going round your neighbour's and jumping in the candle adorned bath is a bit forward in my book.

I think you might have quite a busy night.  eyes:
eeek: eeek: eeek: indeed

How sad for Nick that Tipsy/Miss D/Miss C/Pik Sis (delete as applic) has chosen tonight for a surprise call

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 07:10:21 PM
He has gone very quiet......well on the forum he has.

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: apc2010 on October 25, 2013, 07:16:57 PM
He has gone very quiet......well on the forum he has.

 Popcorn:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 25, 2013, 07:44:16 PM
He'll be putting the fire out.  ;D
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 07:46:11 PM
He'll be putting the fire out.  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
All done. Henry Kissinger eat your heart out  noooo: surrender:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2013, 09:46:00 PM
All done. Henry Kissinger eat your heart out  noooo: surrender:
worthy:   well done Nick
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: apc2010 on October 25, 2013, 09:50:59 PM
All done. Henry Kissinger eat your heart out  noooo: surrender:
worthy:   well done Nick

Did you charge,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
She realised that a strange ginger bloke sticking her into a cold bath and being told "Do not worry love, the candles will eventually warm the water up" made her realise that her boyfriend was not such a bad bloke after all.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Just One More on October 26, 2013, 04:46:42 AM
She realised that a strange ginger bloke sticking her into a cold bath and being told "Do not worry love, the candles will eventually warm the water up" made her realise that her boyfriend was not such a bad bloke after all.  Thumbs:

 happy001  happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2013, 06:29:12 AM
Poor girl ...never mind a bit of perspective never goes amiss  whistle:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2013, 07:03:51 AM
She realised that a strange ginger bloke sticking her into a cold bath and being told "Do not worry love, the candles will eventually warm the water up" made her realise that her boyfriend was not such a bad bloke after all.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: boogs on October 26, 2013, 08:22:53 AM
 eeek:  I missed this .... Is it me but wouldn't you normally  in a situation like this get dressed before going to the door of someone you had seen in passing  far less allow yourself to be plyed with collapso and enticed into a bath bubbles or not  with candles....

Seems to me Nick you slipped up with the Kissinger bit .... You could have been in for a good night there   eyes:

 noooo: noooo: To slow
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2013, 10:15:36 AM
eeek:  I missed this .... Is it me but wouldn't you normally  in a situation like this get dressed before going to the door of someone you had seen in passing  far less allow yourself to be plyed with collapso and enticed into a bath bubbles or not  with candles....

Seems to me Nick you slipped up with the Kissinger bit .... You could have been in for a good night there   eyes:

 noooo: noooo: To slow
"I wonder who's Kissinger now?"
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2013, 10:29:45 AM
eeek:  I missed this .... Is it me but wouldn't you normally  in a situation like this get dressed before going to the door of someone you had seen in passing  far less allow yourself to be plyed with collapso and enticed into a bath bubbles or not  with candles....

Seems to me Nick you slipped up with the Kissinger bit .... You could have been in for a good night there   eyes:

 noooo: noooo: To slow
"I wonder who's Kissinger now?"

happy001
Title: Re: Fook me
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2013, 10:30:00 AM
 drumroll: drumroll: