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Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Nick on June 08, 2013, 01:15:56 PM
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Spoke to Mrs Nick. His birthday is July 1st. He wants more technotrickery, we both agree not eeek:
She suggest and exciting day out. Alton Towers? Driving? (he likes cars but not crowds)
Donington Park (Growler?)
Somewhere in the NWest???
Suggestions????
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Cleaning your oven........thrills n danger........ Thumbs:
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Right.
Spoke to Mrs Nick. His birthday is July 1st. He wants more technotrickery, we both agree not eeek:
She suggest and exciting day out. Alton Towers? Driving? (he likes cars but not crowds)
Donington Park (Growler?)
Somewhere in the NWest???
Suggestions????
err why not surprise him and actually give him what he wants? It's his day surely.
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Days out are great.... better to have something you can keep tho.... whistle:
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http://www.enginemuseum.org/ (http://www.enginemuseum.org/)
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Somewhere in the north west to drive?
Hmmm... How about the M56? Very cheap day out...
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http://www.deactivated-guns.co.uk/ (http://www.deactivated-guns.co.uk/)
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http://www.deactivated-guns.co.uk/ (http://www.deactivated-guns.co.uk/)
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Thumbs: wot could poss.........
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Right.
Spoke to Mrs Nick. His birthday is July 1st. He wants more technotrickery, we both agree not eeek:
She suggest and exciting day out. Alton Towers? Driving? (he likes cars but not crowds)
Donington Park (Growler?)
Somewhere in the NWest???
Suggestions????
err why not surprise him and actually give him what he wants? It's his day surely.
hE HAS A POOTER, i PAD, i POD. wII AND other shite. Mrs Nick was asking how to block porn on all of it noooo: noooo:
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Right.
Spoke to Mrs Nick. His birthday is July 1st. He wants more technotrickery, we both agree not eeek:
She suggest and exciting day out. Alton Towers? Driving? (he likes cars but not crowds)
Donington Park (Growler?)
Somewhere in the NWest???
Suggestions????
err why not surprise him and actually give him what he wants? It's his day surely.
hE HAS A POOTER, i PAD, i POD. wII AND other shite. Mrs Nick was asking how to block porn on all of it noooo: noooo:
Ask LL...... whistle:
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Right.
Spoke to Mrs Nick. His birthday is July 1st. He wants more technotrickery, we both agree not eeek:
She suggest and exciting day out. Alton Towers? Driving? (he likes cars but not crowds)
Donington Park (Growler?)
Somewhere in the NWest???
Suggestions????
err why not surprise him and actually give him what he wants? It's his day surely.
hE HAS A POOTER, i PAD, i POD. wII AND other shite. Mrs Nick was asking how to block porn on all of it noooo: noooo:
Ask LL...... whistle:
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point: point: point: point: point:
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This lookes really good fun.... :thumbsup:
http://www.prestigekarting.co.uk/practicesessions/ (http://www.prestigekarting.co.uk/practicesessions/)
I fancy some of that myself... :thumbsup:
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He likes that :thumbsup: One a tad nearer though rubschin:
http://www.uk-go-karting.com/tracks/cheshire/the-circuit (http://www.uk-go-karting.com/tracks/cheshire/the-circuit)
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http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm) rubschin:
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http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm) rubschin:
Sounds good....... Thumbs:
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http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm) rubschin:
:thumbsup:
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Or
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm)
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Or
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm)
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-ferrari-driving-experience.htm) rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Most kids would love either ... :thumbsup:
I would too .... eeek:
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
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Like a Swamp, you say? rubschin:
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
There was until some of DS's mates completely fucked it RIGHT up, quoting and waving the Defra and E.A handbooks at me...with the help of the parasitic leeching thieiving insurance company P.L. quotes. Angry9:
DO NOT get me going on the grand opportunity missed because of these combined bunch of utter utter cntus.
I had 12 bookings when I had to pack it in because of these twats. Explode:
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Or
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm)
Done cloud9:
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
There was until some of DS's mates completely fucked it RIGHT up, quoting and waving the Defra and E.A handbooks at me...with the help of the parasitic leeching thieiving insurance company P.L. quotes. Angry9:
DO NOT get me going on the grand opportunity missed because of these combined bunch of utter utter cntus.
I had 12 bookings when I had to pack it in because of these twats. Explode:
Do it here........ rubschin:
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
There was until some of DS's mates completely fucked it RIGHT up, quoting and waving the Defra and E.A handbooks at me...with the help of the parasitic leeching thieiving insurance company P.L. quotes. Angry9:
DO NOT get me going on the grand opportunity missed because of these combined bunch of utter utter cntus.
I had 12 bookings when I had to pack it in because of these twats. Explode:
Do it here........ rubschin:
Believe me...it HAS crossed my mind on several occassions. rubschin:
I suspect it would be fraught with problems even out there though, albeit slightly different ones.
Also the 'small' matter of getting home to do me full time job during the week. whistle:
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Or
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm)
Done cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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Or
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm)
Done cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Indeed. Thumbs: (RH cloud9: )
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
There was until some of DS's mates completely fucked it RIGHT up, quoting and waving the Defra and E.A handbooks at me...with the help of the parasitic leeching thieiving insurance company P.L. quotes. Angry9:
DO NOT get me going on the grand opportunity missed because of these combined bunch of utter utter cntus.
I had 12 bookings when I had to pack it in because of these twats. Explode:
Do it here........ rubschin:
Believe me...it HAS crossed my mind on several occassions. rubschin:
I suspect it would be fraught with problems even out there though, albeit slightly different ones.
Also the 'small' matter of getting home to do me full time job during the week. whistle:
Someone I work with flys back 3/4 times a week to the UK for work .. eeek:
sometimes just for a day... he also works here ...
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
There was until some of DS's mates completely fucked it RIGHT up, quoting and waving the Defra and E.A handbooks at me...with the help of the parasitic leeching thieiving insurance company P.L. quotes. Angry9:
DO NOT get me going on the grand opportunity missed because of these combined bunch of utter utter cntus.
I had 12 bookings when I had to pack it in because of these twats. Explode:
Do it here........ rubschin:
Believe me...it HAS crossed my mind on several occassions. rubschin:
I suspect it would be fraught with problems even out there though, albeit slightly different ones.
Also the 'small' matter of getting home to do me full time job during the week. whistle:
Someone I work with flys back 3/4 times a week to the UK for work .. eeek:
sometimes just for a day... he also works here ...
Well he must be earning absolutely MONSTER bucks to be able to afford that! eeek: eeek: eeek:
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If only there was some off-road 4x4 fun thing for kids.... rubschin:
There was until some of DS's mates completely fucked it RIGHT up, quoting and waving the Defra and E.A handbooks at me...with the help of the parasitic leeching thieiving insurance company P.L. quotes. Angry9:
DO NOT get me going on the grand opportunity missed because of these combined bunch of utter utter cntus.
I had 12 bookings when I had to pack it in because of these twats. Explode:
Do it here........ rubschin:
Believe me...it HAS crossed my mind on several occassions. rubschin:
I suspect it would be fraught with problems even out there though, albeit slightly different ones.
Also the 'small' matter of getting home to do me full time job during the week. whistle:
Someone I work with flys back 3/4 times a week to the UK for work .. eeek:
sometimes just for a day... he also works here ...
Well he must be earning absolutely MONSTER bucks to be able to afford that! eeek: eeek: eeek:
I thought the same ...but flights are cheap....... rubschin:
He does videos (Not the BM/Baldy ones )
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Koff. The Commons
And Mrs Nick has just scuppered the whole fucking shebang angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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Koff. The Commons
And Mrs Nick has just scuppered the whole fucking shebang angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
rubschin:
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Gloves are now off evil:
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Koff. The Commons
And Mrs Nick has just scuppered the whole fucking shebang angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Koff...knob off. ::)
Why anyway? rubschin:
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Gloves are now off evil:
What now ffs?
She saying "no" because it's 'dangerous' or summat? eeek:
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Or
http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm (http://www.driveme.co.uk/junior-aston-martin-and-rally-driving-experience.htm)
Done cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Indeed. Thumbs: (RH cloud9: )
:thumbsup: result.. cloud9:
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Koff. The Commons
And Mrs Nick has just scuppered the whole fucking shebang angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Koff...knob off. ::)
Why anyway? rubschin:
Cos she is barking mad
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Koff. The Commons
And Mrs Nick has just scuppered the whole fucking shebang angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
WOT..WHY evil: evil:
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MAD cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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MAD cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Well yes, we know that, but so are you. However, this isn't really explaning what part of her madness is scuppering the opportunity.
Just tell her to do one, and take him anyway! Thumbs:
You really need to stand up to this wretched wumman. evil:
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Mad
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Mad
Well if you won't tell us, we can't advise can we?
Your perogative. ::)
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Mad
happy100
Wot is wrong with the wumman Nick jnr would love it they are safe and controlled .... noooo:
Really special and different ... eeek:
Can't understand her.... noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Mad
happy100
Wot is wrong with the wumman Nick jnr would love it they are safe and controlled .... noooo:
Really special and different ... eeek:
Can't understand her.... noooo:
I can confirm having met her twice, that she is indeed....... rubschin: slightly odd.
There again, to be absolutely fair, i do actually find most wimmin very very strange and extremely hard werk tbqatth. ::)
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Mad
happy100
Wot is wrong with the wumman Nick jnr would love it they are safe and controlled .... noooo:
Really special and different ... eeek:
Can't understand her.... noooo:
I can confirm having met her twice, that she is indeed....... rubschin: slightly odd.
There again, to be absolutely fair, i do actually find most wimmin very very strange and extremely hard werk tbqatth. ::)
You were doing well then.... but then you had to spoil it.... you either mix with the wrong type of wimmin .... or you try to understand us...
No No Noes .. noooo: Never ever try to understand us we are most complex creatures.... cloud9:
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MAD cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
She did marry you.... whistle:
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Go fvck yerself evil: evil: evil:
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Ooooohhh, someone's tired whistle:
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You too evil:
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happy100
Don't let her get to you...
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She is barking mad cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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She is barking mad cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Sounds like it but not your responsibility any more....
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Ooooohhh, someone's tired whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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\go feck yerself evil:
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\go feck yerself evil:
pathead:
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Um. it is in The Commons for a reason you mong evil:
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scared:
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A quick trip in the VP Time Machine to July 1st and back and all can be revealed
July 1st, somewhere North of Watford
Nick "happy birthday The Boy"
The Boy: "what you got me? That technogismothingywotsit?"
Nick "No, something really exciting"
The Boy "what from that holiday in the sun you had (and never sent me a proper postcard"?"
Nick "no, something no one has ever had as a pressie before and will really frighten anyone you show it to"
The Boy: "cool, gimme it then"
Noises of rustling paper as the package is unwrapped
A scream is heard
The Boy: "Dad what the fuck is that?"
Nick "your new pet . . . . . . . . Giant Mutant Maggotus Casserollus . . . .aaarrgghhhhh"
The Boy: "Dad it's bitten your left hand off, you'll have to be a rightie now"
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Um. it is in The Commons for a reason you mong evil:
And you too
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A quick trip in the VP Time Machine to July 1st and back and all can be revealed
July 1st, somewhere North of Watford
Nick "happy birthday The Boy"
The Boy: "what you got me? That technogismothingywotsit?"
Nick "No, something really exciting"
The Boy "what from that holiday in the sun you had (and never sent me a proper postcard"?"
Nick "no, something no one has ever had as a pressie before and will really frighten anyone you show it to"
The Boy: "cool, gimme it then"
Noises of rustling paper as the package is unwrapped
A scream is heard
The Boy: "Dad what the fuck is that?"
Nick "your new pet . . . . . . . . Giant Mutant Maggotus Casserollus . . . .aaarrgghhhhh"
The Boy: "Dad it's bitten your left hand off, you'll have to be a rightie now"
happy001 happy002
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Um. it is in The Commons for a reason you mong evil:
And you too
I could move it to the comedy room like! Thumbs:
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Go fvck yerself
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Go fvck yerself
Consider it done! Thumbs:
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Well that won't take long
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Well that won't take long
Nope. redface:
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Well that won't take long
Nope. redface:
Bit tetchy tonight ey in'ee ey? whistle:
Soz, but if you won't tell us in detail, just how can you expect us to understand, sympathise, understand and even possibly advise you with our werldly wisdoms and thoughts? Shrugs:
Always 'appy to 'elp, but you won't let us, no, you just tell BM to fuck off.
Not very nice IF you don't mind me saying so? noooo:
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Well that won't take long
Nope. redface:
Bit tetchy tonight ey in'ee ey? whistle:
Soz, but if you won't tell us in detail, just how can you expect us to understand, sympathise, understand and even possibly advise you with our werldly wisdoms and thoughts? Shrugs:
Always 'appy to 'elp, but you won't let us, no, you just tell BM to fuck off.
Not very nice IF you don't mind me saying so? noooo:
We need to know wot happened .......... rubschin:
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Well that won't take long
Nope. redface:
Bit tetchy tonight ey in'ee ey? whistle:
Soz, but if you won't tell us in detail, just how can you expect us to understand, sympathise, understand and even possibly advise you with our werldly wisdoms and thoughts? Shrugs:
Always 'appy to 'elp, but you won't let us, no, you just tell BM to fuck off.
Not very nice IF you don't mind me saying so? noooo:
We need to know wot happened .......... rubschin:
He clicked the 'reply' box, then typed "go fuck yourself", then clicked 'post'... ::)
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Organise for him to come down and stay with you for a weekend . Then do your day as planned anyway :thumbsup:
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Organise for him to come down and stay with you for a weekend . Then do your day as planned anyway :thumbsup:
In essence, that's what I told the ginger idiot to do somewhere up there ^^^, but will he listen?
Will he bollox.
He just rather moan and rant about it. Shrugs:
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Having just been out for a coffee and a choccy croissant I am now in marginally less of a foul mood evil:
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Having just been out for a coffee and a choccy croissant I am now in marginally less of a foul mood evil:
M and thievin' S open up early on a Sunday then ey knobby?
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He's rich now . He can afford free wifi in one of them there posh coffee shops whistle:
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He's rich now . He can afford free wifi in one of them there posh coffee shops whistle:
He'll still be owld 'Prisoner Pockets' though. ::)
Meet his type in me job every piggin' day. evil:
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Oh what joy. A day at Alton Towers noooo:
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Oh what joy. A day at Alton Towers noooo:
Think he would prefer the car.... rubschin:
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Mrs Nick's doing noooo: noooo:
Still, she is going to hate it :thumbsup:
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Mrs Nick's doing noooo: noooo:
Still, she is going to hate it :thumbsup:
Treat her to a big lunch before ..... whistle:
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It will be full of screaming kids and screaming wimmin noooo:
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but no hand eating mutant maggots
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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It will be full of screaming kids and screaming wimmin noooo:
Will the boy enjoy it that is the main thing ... if you pretend to enjoy it and she hates it . That will piss her off even more... :thumbsup:
Then one day when you have him one your own take him to the car experience just you two he's old enough now he doesn't need his mother to go everywhere with him.... noooo:
She needn't know until he gets home and tells her job done .. whistle: He's 15 FFs she needs to let him grow up. evil:
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Spot on boogers. Her parents let her go nowhere till she left home and even then checked up on her A LOT. She is mimicking them noooo:
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Spot on boogers. Her parents let her go nowhere till she left home and even then checked up on her A LOT. She is mimicking them noooo:
He's your son too put your foot down with her she is doing him no favours ... he needs to be allowed to grow up..I hate wimmin that do that it is so wrong and selfish.... sos NOMB ... evil:
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Putting my foot down is what caused the row yesterday
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Putting my foot down is what caused the row yesterday
Pass the cheese........ noooo:
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And you can fvck off too
See you in Paphos :thumbsup:
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And you can fvck off too
See you in Paphos :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Mrs Nick's doing noooo: noooo:
Still, she is going to hate it :thumbsup:
Well it's not her birthday , nor yours .....surely it should be the fact that The Boy enjoys it that counts :thumbsup:
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Oh yes cloud9: Guess who is paying evil:
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The taxpayer ? rubschin:
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rubschin:
Ultimately :thumbsup:
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Oh yes cloud9: Guess who is paying evil:
The lezzers......... rubschin:
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Horse folk I think rubschin:
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Putting my foot down is what caused the row yesterday
Sounds like you are too soft with her... You have rights as his dad ... As Miss D says it is him that matters in all this should be his choice... ::)
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Putting my foot down is what caused the row yesterday
Sounds like you are too soft with her... You have rights as his dad ... As Miss D says it is him that matters in all this should be his choice... ::)
I said that and Nick got all narked with me cry:
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Putting my foot down is what caused the row yesterday
Sounds like you are too soft with her... You have rights as his dad ... As Miss D says it is him that matters in all this should be his choice... ::)
I said that and Nick got all narked with me cry:
Sorry Steve missed that.... redface: My excuse is I am werking hard..... shutup:
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Given that The Boy can't have his first choice (electronicthingys) , is he happy with a trip to Alton Towers? If so, go along, enjoy his company and try not to show you "disapprove"
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I don't. It is paying out for 4 other folks that is pissing me off!!!
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Four others? who they?