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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2013, 05:11:27 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #46 on: June 08, 2013, 05:21:52 PM »
Go fvck yerself  evil: evil: evil:
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2013, 05:23:44 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #48 on: June 08, 2013, 05:32:40 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #49 on: June 08, 2013, 05:38:15 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #50 on: June 08, 2013, 05:40:47 PM »
She is barking mad  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #51 on: June 08, 2013, 05:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 08, 2013, 05:40:47 PM
She is barking mad  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Sounds like it but not your responsibility any more....
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2013, 05:44:40 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #53 on: June 08, 2013, 05:51:18 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2013, 05:55:46 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #55 on: June 08, 2013, 05:59:44 PM »
Um. it is in The Commons for a reason you mong   evil:
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2013, 06:04:48 PM »
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #57 on: June 08, 2013, 06:09:19 PM »
A quick trip in the VP Time Machine to July 1st and back and all can be revealed

July 1st, somewhere North of Watford

Nick  "happy birthday The Boy"

The Boy: "what you got me?   That technogismothingywotsit?"

Nick  "No, something really exciting"

The Boy "what from that holiday in the sun you had (and never sent me a proper postcard"?"

Nick  "no, something no one has ever had as a pressie before and will really frighten anyone you show it to"

The Boy:  "cool, gimme it then"

Noises of rustling paper as the package is unwrapped

A scream is heard

The Boy:  "Dad what the fuck is that?"

Nick  "your new pet . . . . . . . . Giant Mutant Maggotus Casserollus . . .  .aaarrgghhhhh"

The Boy:  "Dad it's bitten your left hand off, you'll have to be a rightie now"
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #58 on: June 08, 2013, 06:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 08, 2013, 05:59:44 PM
Um. it is in The Commons for a reason you mong   evil:

And you too
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Re: The Boy's 15th Birthday present
« Reply #59 on: June 08, 2013, 06:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 08, 2013, 06:09:19 PM
A quick trip in the VP Time Machine to July 1st and back and all can be revealed

July 1st, somewhere North of Watford

Nick  "happy birthday The Boy"

The Boy: "what you got me?   That technogismothingywotsit?"

Nick  "No, something really exciting"

The Boy "what from that holiday in the sun you had (and never sent me a proper postcard"?"

Nick  "no, something no one has ever had as a pressie before and will really frighten anyone you show it to"

The Boy:  "cool, gimme it then"

Noises of rustling paper as the package is unwrapped

A scream is heard

The Boy:  "Dad what the fuck is that?"

Nick  "your new pet . . . . . . . . Giant Mutant Maggotus Casserollus . . .  .aaarrgghhhhh"

The Boy:  "Dad it's bitten your left hand off, you'll have to be a rightie now"

happy001 happy002
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