Well that won't take long
Nope. 
Bit tetchy tonight ey in'ee ey?

Soz, but if you won't tell us in detail, just how can you expect us to understand, sympathise, understand and even possibly advise you with our werldly wisdoms and thoughts?

Always 'appy to 'elp, but you won't let us, no, you just tell BM to fuck off.
Not very nice IF you don't mind me saying so?
