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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1095 on: March 04, 2011, 07:06:26 PM »
He seems quite reasonable to me
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1096 on: March 04, 2011, 09:02:40 PM »
So Jacqui want's call me Dave to stand up in parliament and say that he has used porn and it should be restricted because it is too nice?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362703/Jacqui-Smith-Cameron-confess-using-porn.html

Perhaps someone should tell her projecting her marital problems on to Dave for some self promotion won't work because he isn't married to someone who looks like an unconvincing transvestite.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1097 on: March 06, 2011, 11:47:59 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1098 on: March 06, 2011, 01:03:57 PM »
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« Reply #1099 on: March 06, 2011, 04:41:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1100 on: March 07, 2011, 10:42:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1102 on: March 07, 2011, 11:44:34 PM »
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« Reply #1104 on: March 10, 2011, 09:00:58 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1106 on: March 15, 2011, 10:51:24 PM »
Prezza doing the shipping forecast?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12660426

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1107 on: March 16, 2011, 10:57:46 AM »
Well it is a comedy programme.

On the subject of JP I see in today's Daily Express that he made a total arse of himself by trying to liken the Coalition Leadership (specifically Clegg) with Jedward ..... but managed to call Jedward "Deadwood" and then corrected himself and called them the "Dead Beats".

Freudian slips or just Prescottisms?
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« Reply #1108 on: March 16, 2011, 05:15:41 PM »
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