His best bet is to use the RNIB dating service
Nor'after tappin' off you great DORK, just not being ignored like, that's all.

Miss/Mrs/Ms fit arse that said 'ELLO to me last night was in...the gym itself like.

Piggin' totally ignored me.

Anyway's, was comin' out tonight and this rather tasty burd in her early 40's I guess,followed me.
I 'eld the door open for her like, and she started chattin' to me in the car park.

Just randomy gym type stuff, but pleasant enough anyways.
Her husband just HAD to come into the conversation at some point like though didn't it ey?

'Aven't 'ad a CAKE all day long today. Just 3 biccies and a fruit slice thingy, oh, and a apple and 'arf a pineapple. Sweet....as a nut.

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