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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2011, 09:34:36 AM »
Nick , I believe you may need to take some lessons from Growler   whistle:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2011, 09:36:05 AM »
Quite. lol:

You're just a numpty brain though.  :thumbsup:
 I'm just an confuslicated tung tied shy owld Bear. ::)
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2011, 05:02:24 PM »
There was a builder in one of the offices I was using yesterday and was doing his "best" to chat up one of the girls who is just about to reach her 40th birthday. I was getting on with my stuff but listening to his spiel. The girl in question has a photo of her nephew's on her desk and I heard him ask, "ooh, are they your grandkids". I didn't dare look at her or him cos I knew i'd burst out laughing. Once he went, she said to me, "did you here what he said"  "Oh yessss", said I,   "soooo, are they your grandkids then"   happy001  happy001  happy001
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2011, 05:25:42 PM »
I once met two quite attractive and similar looking wommn at a party. "I can tell you are mother and daughter, " I sad. "We are sisters," came the reply.

I left  noooo:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2011, 05:35:15 PM »
A neighbour of mine (male) met another neighbour (female) in our hallway ... I know them both well and was actually having a conversation with one of them...

Mr Neighbour: Oh, hello! Another one on the way?
Mrs Neighbour: No! I just love my food!

 eeek:    shutup:

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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2011, 05:38:08 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2011, 06:06:55 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 07, 2011, 05:35:15 PM
A neighbour of mine (male) met another neighbour (female) in our hallway ... I know them both well and was actually having a conversation with one of them...

Mr Neighbour: Oh, hello! Another one on the way?
Mrs Neighbour: No! I just love my food!

 eeek:    shutup:

Sweet....as a nut. :thumbsup:

I remember many moons ago when the Growleretts were lickle, Mrs G answered the doorr with them crawling around on the floor around her, to the Mrs Bettabuy catalogue shite stuff wumman, and she asked Mrs G was she looking after her grandkids?  whistle:

Oh how I chortled when she told me.  lol:
IIRC I received a slap. ::)

She still mentions '"THAT BLOODY RUDE WUMMAN" evil: even now when she sees her like.
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2011, 09:27:01 PM »
WOW, that was a relief.  eeek:

'Whats'ername/thingy' her with a very fit and tasty arse wasn't on duty tonight. whistle:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2011, 05:29:10 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 07, 2011, 09:27:01 PM
WOW, that was a relief.  eeek:

'Whats'ername/thingy' her with a very fit and tasty arse wasn't on duty tonight. whistle:

View it as a disappointment, not a relief  confused:

You should have asked whoever was on duty, "where's thingy tonight, you know, the one with the very fit and tasty arse" like They'd prolly have said, "oh, you mean Karen" (the tranny)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2011, 05:40:16 AM »
Will be good for your training regime Growler. You will be going every day at various different times just in case like  whistle:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2011, 06:31:44 AM »
p'raps she looks after her grandkids on a wednesday whistle:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2011, 07:00:15 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2011, 07:34:26 AM »
Miss D have you got the giggles?
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2011, 07:37:26 AM »
It' s tickly Thursday  lol:
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Re: Useless turd Iam.
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2011, 07:44:43 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2011, 07:37:26 AM
It' s tickly Thursday  lol:

Any particular part of the anatomy like? rubschin:
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