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Offline Snoopy

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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2011, 06:35:37 AM »
Yeah ~ why not


Everyone knows I come from Kent ..... In fact I can hear them say it as I walk past.




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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2011, 06:47:38 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 06:32:24 AM
Shall we do the punchline for him

I went for, "you can't, he knows everything"
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2011, 06:48:45 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 06:32:24 AM
Shall we do the punchline for him

Or just punch him....?  rubschin:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM »
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2011, 08:04:15 AM »
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2011, 08:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2011, 08:21:24 AM »
Have you tried those garra rufa fish  rubschin:

The thought of having that done makes me shiver  scared2:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2011, 08:36:15 AM »
The fish or Snoopy's tongue?

I for one would not go near one of those fish tanks. noooo: You don't know who they have eaten before you and they are excreting someone else's dead skin into the water. sick2:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2011, 08:52:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

Snoopy!  whistle:

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After his arse....  sick2:
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Re: When to give someone a good slap!
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2011, 10:11:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

Snoopy!  whistle:

Oh noes he licks my feet. eyes:

Careful what you wish for  redface:
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