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Amazon Are Bastards!
« on: August 15, 2011, 11:18:01 AM »
How do they do that???  cussing:

The other day me electric razor attacked me - took a big chunk out of my lip then wouldn't switch off - I had to throw it in the garage until the devil had left it!  noooo:

Anyhoo... it had lasted over 12 years so I thought a new one was in order.... Braun electric thing - all-singing-all-dancing....  cloud9:

Today I get an e-mail from Amazon - "56% off men's electric shavers."   Banghead
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Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 11:19:07 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 11:21:16 AM »
I am all stubbly....  evil:
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Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 11:23:27 AM »
Have it transplanted onto yer 'ed.  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 11:24:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 11:23:27 AM
Have it transplanted onto yer 'ed.  eveilgrin:

I am not a baldy like Baldy like!  cussing:
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Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 11:26:18 AM »
New hair restorer werking?
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 11:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2011, 11:26:18 AM
New hair restorer werking?

Yes Nick....  ::)
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 03:04:36 PM »
Snoopy will remember the punchline: "I have decided to restore the moustache first".  whistle:
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