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Offline Miss Demeanour

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The VP Consultancy Room
« on: August 10, 2011, 08:56:03 AM »
Come in , sit down and tell us all about it .

We will offer a virtual diagnosis and suggestions for treatments  whistle:
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 08:57:46 AM »
My ribs hurt and I have a sore toe too  sad24:
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 08:58:04 AM »
 rubschin: Now you mention it

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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 09:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2011, 08:57:46 AM
My ribs hurt and I have a sore toe too  sad24:

You Munchausen Injury syndrome. You will start to feel the afflictions of those that you know and believe they are real.

It's best just not to know anybody and you will be cured   8)
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 09:16:39 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 10, 2011, 08:58:04 AM
rubschin: Now you mention it



You have role reversal syndrome .

It's best to aways get the woman to lie down first before doggy
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 09:20:20 AM »
You'll need to provide therapy.  eyes:



When can you fit me in?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 09:22:00 AM »
You will have to wait for your ruff-fur-ral  ;)
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 09:23:17 AM »
Damn! This won't keep you know.  noooo:
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2011, 02:41:34 PM »
I have sore and hurty feet along with a swollen bit toe.  't 'urts sad24:
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2011, 02:46:13 PM »
I trod on it  redface:
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2011, 03:00:36 PM »
I've got an achy lump pushing against me kecks like. sad32:
Do I need to rub it betterer d'ya think? rubschin:
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2011, 03:02:27 PM »
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Chop it off. YOu have no need for it
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Re: The VP Consultancy Room
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2011, 03:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 17, 2011, 03:02:27 PM
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Chop it off. YOu have no need for it

Bloody DO I do. I wouldn't be able to walk up 'me'ill' anymore ffs. sad32:
S'pose I could gerra wooden one like? rubschin:

I think p'raps i may have overdone the bike machine in the gym tbh.
Both of them are swollen and most painful when I walk now.
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