No wonder the dogs were scared

[Snoopy]

As for the tat, I am absolutely not getting rid of that. Last time I did I found something I'd just given to a charity shop was worth about ?400! 

What was it then? 

A My Little Pony. 

A My Little Pony? 

We had loads of those... 

The very first ones are really quite valuable.  I had a really rare one that was one of the first ever made.

So with commendable common sense you returned to the shop ~ bought it back for a fiver and went along to Sotheby's?



Yeah ~ I thought not

Cost me 15 quid to buy it back. The shop thought they had something but weren't quite sure. Mr Wench doesn't know that though. I sent it back to Spain with my Mother to be put in a safe place.

BarMan how dare you desecrate my childhood toys in such a way!!

Especially as she has sooooooooooo recently out grown them.

(Oh Snoopy ~ sometimes you surprise even me with your smooth talking gallantry )

[Bar Wench]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Will you lot stop picking on Wenchy over her choice of childhood toys. Personally I know how gutting it is to realise that something you had is worth a small fortune when its too late. I had pretty much the entire original Star Wars collevtion when I was a kid until my parents thought I'd outgrown it and gave it away to charity 

[Snoopy]

Trying to curry favour with Wenchy is likely to get you a kick in the nuts. 

[Grumpmeister]

Who's currying favour, do you have any idea how much the original star wars toys go for these days?   

[Snoopy]

And my wooden hoop and stick must be worth a bit too.

[Grumpmeister]

You could be right, your hoop is probably the earliest example of man creating the wheel 

[Bar Wench]

Who's currying favour, do you have any idea how much the original star wars toys go for these days?   

Yep not long after I discovered that MILFH had given all Mr Wench's away. 

[Barman]

When I think of the piles of Dinky and Matchbox toys I spent my pocket money on over the years and all eventually given away to ju8mble sales, etc.   

[Darwins Selection]

When I think of the piles of Dinky and Matchbox

That's your own fault for not listening to your mum, and sitting on the cold step to play with the cars.

[Barman]

When I think of the piles of Dinky and Matchbox

That's your own fault for not listening to your mum, and sitting on the cold step to play with the cars.

[Darwins Selection]

Trying to curry favour with Wenchy is likely to get you a kick in the nuts. 

Have you tried looking sad and then licking her face?

[Bar Wench]

Trying to curry favour with Wenchy is likely to get you a kick in the nuts. 

Have you tried looking sad and then licking her face?

 

[Snoopy]

Trying to curry favour with Wenchy is likely to get you a kick in the nuts. 

Have you tried looking sad and then licking her face?

 

Licking her face!!!!
I have more style than that. Wanna see the pics?

[Grumpmeister]

Licking her face!!!!
I have more style than that. Wanna see the pics?

You may have the pics but in the interests of fairness I should point out that Wenchy probably has a pair of sharp 'beagle neutering' scissors somewhere in that massive tat mountain of hers