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If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
« on: August 06, 2011, 10:06:18 PM »
Just been surfing (Freeview) TV channels looking for a good film and came across a programme offering pretty explicit instructions about bondage  eeek:

What would Johnny Morris have to say?
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Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 10:15:04 PM »
I am transfixed. NOw it is spanking lessons ("Avoid his genitals" "You can buy stuff from sex shops but household objects are OK too"  eeek:)
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 10:18:48 PM »
She has too many teeth.  eeek:

A Sex Dungeon Masterclass  eeek:

Who are these people??  eeek:

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 10:21:07 PM »
She seems to like those ropes  eeek:

SLAVE  eeek:
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 10:23:08 PM »
IT'S A MAN  eeek:
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2011, 10:24:15 PM »
WITH STUFF FROM B&q???  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 10:28:22 PM »
ELECTRICAL STUFF AND A FEATHER DUSTER  eeek:
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 10:33:33 PM »
WHY ARE THEY ALL DRESSED UP AS CATS?  eeek:
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 10:35:33 PM »
SHE'S A MAN  eeek:  AN EXPERT IN RUBBER IT SEEMS

WHY IS HE DRESSED AS A LAYDEE SAILOR. WITH A HAT AND EVERYFINK?

IT'S A RUBBER SAILOR SUIT WITH NO BOTTOM IN IT  eeek: eeek: eeek:

YIKES  eeek:
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2011, 10:41:14 PM »
CUSTOMISED HOLES eeek:

HOT WAX eeek:

HE'S SCREAMING   eeek: eeek: eeek:

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2011, 10:43:33 PM »
BLOODY HELL FIRE  eeek:

IT CURES ACNE AS WELL??  eeek:


HOW MANY VOLTS?  eeek:
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 10:45:46 PM »
ON HIS EYEBALLS  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


SPARKS  eeek:

ELECTRIC ANAL PROBE   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 10:54:48 PM »
THIS LOT ARE DRESSED UP AS DOGS  eeek:
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2011, 10:57:42 PM »
HE IS DRESSED AS A LABRADOR  eeek:

CROCODILE  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2011, 10:59:19 PM »
 Snoopysick: Snoopysick: Snoopysick:
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