I finally tracked the old trout down in the werld's most confusing hospital

(It took me half an hour to find my car

)
She looks remarkably well (considerng the insertion of stents (

) into her tubes and reckons she can go home tonight

SHe wanted to hear all about Growler's visit and pissed herself laughing. I fear this turn of phrase is not a mere figure of speech on this occasion as she then told me me she had been warned not to coff or laff

She ought to have warned me about this before I tild her of his encounter with the local laydee

Anyhoo, me and bikeman had to dismantle the bike to get it into my car. We used his spanner which he kept. I now have a pile of bike bits in my car