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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Misunderstandings
« on: July 22, 2011, 12:50:43 PM »

The Brat came in to my room last night and asked when we were going on holiday . "Why " I reply suspicously  rubschin:

Because I’m flying to France with the Air cadets on the 9th August she states. eeek:

I look at her bemused.

“But I haven’t received a letter from them “ I say …”how much is this going to cost I follow up with quickly”

Dunno – is her ever so helpful but typical response. ::)

“Where are you flying from ,  is it Heathrow or Gatwick”  I , not too unreasonably I don’t think , enquire.

“Duuurrrrrrrrrrr mum it’s Air Cadets”   she sneers.

Getting a bit lost and confused now I still pursue the same line of enquiry. “ Who are you flying with then “ I say.

“Mum it’s with the AIR CADETS “ she says whilst rolling her eyes and sighing really deeply. ::)

Still not getting it she then really , really feckin sarcastically says  “ What are the Air Cadets part of mum, yes that’s right they fly planes .  I am flying with a pilot in a RAF plane as part of the Air Cadets.  They don’t fly out of Heathrow or Gatwick y'know "

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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 12:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
  “ What are the Air Cadets part of mum, yes that’s right they fly planes .  I am flying with a pilot in a RAF plane as part of the Air Cadets.  They don’t fly out of Heathrow or Gatwick y'know "

Swiftly followed by THWACK! I presume....?  whistle:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 01:00:15 PM »
She also said to me the other day " I've seen more violence than you could ever imagine "  - she clearly has no idea what goes on in my imagination  lol:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 01:01:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2011, 12:50:43 PM

The Brat came in to my room last night and asked when we were going on holiday . "Why " I reply suspicously  rubschin:

Because I’m flying to France with the Air cadets on the 9th August she states. eeek:

I look at her bemused.

“But I haven’t received a letter from them “ I say …”how much is this going to cost I follow up with quickly”

Dunno – is her ever so helpful but typical response. ::)

“Where are you flying from ,  is it Heathrow or Gatwick”  I , not too unreasonably I don’t think , enquire.

“Duuurrrrrrrrrrr mum it’s Air Cadets”   she sneers.

Getting a bit lost and confused now I still pursue the same line of enquiry. “ Who are you flying with then “ I say.

“Mum it’s with the AIR CADETS “ she says whilst rolling her eyes and sighing really deeply. ::)

Still not getting it she then really , really feckin sarcastically says  “ What are the Air Cadets part of mum, yes that’s right they fly planes .  I am flying with a pilot in a RAF plane as part of the Air Cadets.  They don’t fly out of Heathrow or Gatwick y'know "

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Shame she's not coming through Gatwick...I could arrange a nice little "surprise" for her by my mates in security... whistle:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 01:02:29 PM »
I would pay you for that  lol:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 01:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2011, 01:00:15 PM
She also said to me the other day " I've seen more violence than you could ever imagine "  - she clearly has no idea what goes on in my imagination  lol:

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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 01:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2011, 01:00:15 PM
She also said to me the other day " I've seen more violence than you could ever imagine "  - she clearly has no idea what goes on in my imagination  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

I have made a note of that one.
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM »
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 01:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:

Buy a kevlar vest!  lol:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 01:52:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:

If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2011, 01:53:45 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2011, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:

If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.

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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 01:54:07 PM »
Me and everyone in Cheshire  scared2:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2011, 02:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2011, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:

If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.

It is an 400 year old Grammar Skool.  evil:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2011, 02:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2011, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:

Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
It is an 400 year old Grammar Skool.  evil:

So he could be chasing after you with a blunderbuss then?  whistle:
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Re: Misunderstandings
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2011, 02:32:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2011, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2011, 01:50:06 PM
The Boy has joined the Tri-services cadets at skool. They are going to teach him to shoot  scared2:

If it is a state school, they will assume he already knows how to smoke and snort I suppose.

It is an 400 year old Grammar Skool.  evil:

I rest my case M'Lud
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