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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2011, 04:52:01 PM »
French cat?

Must have been a chat up line.

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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2011, 11:49:51 PM »
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:



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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2011, 04:06:30 AM »
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:
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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2011, 09:05:53 AM »
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:

....and ACAB on the inside of his lower lip.  whistle:

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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2011, 09:47:30 AM »
Don't like them, full stop.
My ex got a small Harley Davidson one at a HOG Rally once & tried extremely hard to keep it from me.
The children grassed him up (I trained them well!)
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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2011, 09:49:34 AM »
Don't like them, full stop.
My ex got a small Harley Davidson one at a HOG Rally once & tried extremely hard to keep it from me.
The children grassed him up (I trained them well!)

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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2011, 10:01:20 AM »
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:

....and ACAB on the inside of his lower lip.  whistle:

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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2011, 10:14:31 AM »
Tattoos on females

I have never liked them, but just lately I'm not able to walk more than a few yards without seeing yet another tattoo on a woman

Each weekend, apart from this one there have been wedding do's on the farm outside the house. There they are, in their finest clothes, loveliest hats, hair and make up done immaculately, looking great, but I reckon 25% of them have eirther a tattoo on their shoulder, arm, or leg/ankle  sick2: , kills the whole effect. And at Morrison's this morning, same thing, tattoos left, right and centre  sick2:  sick2:  sick2:

Compare that to my visit to Great Dixter last week where there were coach loads of Dutch, Germans, Canadians and Japanese, and I don't think I saw one tattoo there

Is it a British thing?


oh, and I don't like them on blokes either

Could not agree more .........but "role models" ??? like Cheryl Cole etc  who have these stupid names on their necks/hands start trends for the Jeremy Kyle masses .........

proud chavs........... noooo:

Why do you have L O V E  and H A T E on your knuckles then?  point:

....and ACAB on the inside of his lower lip.  whistle:

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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »
Tis true.

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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2011, 10:24:11 AM »
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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2011, 07:33:50 PM »
As Darwin said elsewhere, the world has gone mad

Implants for your tattoos. Barman is going to go squeamish, somebody get ready to catch him






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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2011, 07:40:16 PM »
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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2011, 07:45:45 PM »
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Re: The Latest Epidemic...
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2011, 07:53:33 PM »
I was thinking ~ a couple of strategically placed zits would complete it.