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Offline Just One More

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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2011, 05:26:13 PM »
I like your sister  :thumbsup:
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2011, 05:29:12 PM »
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I like your sister  :thumbsup:

How do you know my sister...?  rubschin:
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2011, 05:29:13 PM »
SO does Growler  ::)
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2011, 05:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 05:29:13 PM
SO does Growler  ::)

How does Growler know her...? Shrugs:
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2011, 05:31:02 PM »
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2011, 05:32:53 PM »
This is all very confusing...  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2011, 05:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 05:15:40 PM
Little sis's dispute with BT drags on

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FOR THE PERSONAL ATTENTION OF

Mr Warren Buckley

Managing Director

Customer Service

Correspondence Centre

Durham

DH98 1BJ

 

 

 

Dear Mr Buckley

 I was interested to read the letter that came through my door yesterday, from you.   It said that as I had been with you for a while you wanted to check that I am getting the most out of your service, and to bring me good news.   Imagine my excitement at that news Mr Buckley!  Actual good news from BT!   

 

Because you see, I have had nothing but bad news, frustration and despair since I signed up with you in July 2010.    I note from your letter that you boast the ‘UKs most reliable wireless broadband connection’.   How strange then, that I have had the most unreliable broadband that I have ever had, losing the connection for several days every month until recently.   I notice you also promote one bill every month.   When I requested one bill for my phone and broadband in August 2010 it opened such a can of worms that I am still waiting for one bill that is easy to understand and doesn’t stretch to nine incomprehensible pages!

 

I started to write to your department with my list of complaints as long ago as last November..  I am still awaiting a satisfactory outcome.   The ombudsman is also, apparently, being ignored by your colleagues and so this matter drags on and on and I have yet to pay a bill, because I’m still waiting for a correct one.

 

Forgive my hollow laughter at the heading of your letter ‘Get more from BT’.   I just want to get what I asked for when I signed the contract last July.  Nothing more.   Is that too much to ask?

 

Thankyou for letting me share.  I know I won’t get a reply from you, because I’m only a customer after all, with two accounts with you and as such I realise how insignificant I am.

       

 

Yours sincerely

Most excellent. :thumbsup:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2011, 11:56:02 AM »
I have just been watching a buzzard riding the thermals over the crags. cloud9:
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2011, 11:59:41 AM »
We only have vultures circling here  noooo:
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2011, 02:13:36 PM »
We have weasels!  cloud9:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2011, 03:13:50 PM »
Quote from: tel on September 09, 2011, 02:13:36 PM
We have weasels!  cloud9:

Do they go pop?
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2011, 03:15:49 PM »
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2011, 03:23:31 PM »
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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2011, 10:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 05:29:13 PM
SO does Growler  ::)

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She is one grumpy bad tempered owld grouse that speaks out. I like that sort of quality in a wumman.
Spoken to her a few times on faceache when she's been giving her lickle hopeless useless bruvver a bollocking.  angel1

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Things that brighten the day
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2011, 07:00:02 AM »
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