Things that brighten the day

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ooo someone is having the same sort of day as I am.

[Barman]

Ooo someone is having the same sort of day as I am.

Are you covered in paint too....? 

[Just One More]

You say that like it's a bad thing 

[Nick]

Well at least the one on the right would never drown 

[Barman]

Well at least the one on the right would never drown 

And after a lesbian love-fest they'd both be green... probably.... 

[Nick]

BM is a weirdo

[Barman]

BM is a weirdo

 

[Pastis]

Things that brightened my day?

Witnessing an encounter between an Eastern European customer claiming lower price and the stout, terrier-like Old Kent Road wumman in B&QQQQQQQ 

 

[Nick]

Who won?

[Pastis]

I suspect it was the B&Q wumman although they were still arguing when I left 

For the Eastern European it seemed to be a case of "How can a wummans say theees to me, innit?" 

[Nick]

Good job Miss D is abroad 

[Snoopy]

Good job Miss D is abroad 

  A broad what?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

This will end in tears before bedtime.

[Nick]

Little sis's dispute with BT drags on

FOR THE PERSONAL ATTENTION OF

Mr Warren Buckley

Managing Director

Customer Service

Correspondence Centre

Durham

DH98 1BJ

 

 

 

Dear Mr Buckley

 I was interested to read the letter that came through my door yesterday, from you.   It said that as I had been with you for a while you wanted to check that I am getting the most out of your service, and to bring me good news.   Imagine my excitement at that news Mr Buckley!  Actual good news from BT!   

 

Because you see, I have had nothing but bad news, frustration and despair since I signed up with you in July 2010.    I note from your letter that you boast the ‘UKs most reliable wireless broadband connection’.   How strange then, that I have had the most unreliable broadband that I have ever had, losing the connection for several days every month until recently.   I notice you also promote one bill every month.   When I requested one bill for my phone and broadband in August 2010 it opened such a can of worms that I am still waiting for one bill that is easy to understand and doesn’t stretch to nine incomprehensible pages!

 

I started to write to your department with my list of complaints as long ago as last November..  I am still awaiting a satisfactory outcome.   The ombudsman is also, apparently, being ignored by your colleagues and so this matter drags on and on and I have yet to pay a bill, because I’m still waiting for a correct one.

 

Forgive my hollow laughter at the heading of your letter ‘Get more from BT’.   I just want to get what I asked for when I signed the contract last July.  Nothing more.   Is that too much to ask?

 

Thankyou for letting me share.  I know I won’t get a reply from you, because I’m only a customer after all, with two accounts with you and as such I realise how insignificant I am.

       

 

Yours sincerely

[Barman]

Free fish 'n' chips....