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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1410 on: July 29, 2013, 08:38:51 PM »
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1412 on: July 29, 2013, 08:46:32 PM »
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1413 on: July 29, 2013, 09:48:47 PM »
I'm off sleep017, been quite a nice day-off really, a pleasant afternoon at Coral Bay, lovely drive home via Aphrodite's Rock, twoferone Carlsberg at Papas and arrived home to find BM outside our house sweeping the street with his newly repaired wheelbarrow - amazing what some people will do for a free beer.... BTW BM, Swillers found his glasses in the rubbish bag.

He's taking that Trigger thing too far now  noooo: noooo:

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I didn't wear a hi-viz tho....  whistle:

Not too sure that H&S would accept the sun shining off of your head as a good enough warning though.  rubschin:

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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1414 on: July 29, 2013, 10:14:50 PM »
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1415 on: July 30, 2013, 01:02:36 PM »
I'm off sleep017, been quite a nice day-off really, a pleasant afternoon at Coral Bay, lovely drive home via Aphrodite's Rock, twoferone Carlsberg at Papas and arrived home to find BM outside our house sweeping the street with his newly repaired wheelbarrow - amazing what some people will do for a free beer.... BTW BM, Swillers found his glasses in the rubbish bag.

He's taking that Trigger thing too far now  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I didn't wear a hi-viz tho....  whistle:

Not too sure that H&S would accept the sun shining off of your head as a good enough warning though.  rubschin:

 ;D ;D

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, how, exactly, do you sweep a street with a wheelbarrow?

A broom I can understand, but a wheelbarrow . . . . .
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1416 on: July 30, 2013, 01:08:31 PM »
I'm off sleep017, been quite a nice day-off really, a pleasant afternoon at Coral Bay, lovely drive home via Aphrodite's Rock, twoferone Carlsberg at Papas and arrived home to find BM outside our house sweeping the street with his newly repaired wheelbarrow - amazing what some people will do for a free beer.... BTW BM, Swillers found his glasses in the rubbish bag.

He's taking that Trigger thing too far now  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I didn't wear a hi-viz tho....  whistle:

Not too sure that H&S would accept the sun shining off of your head as a good enough warning though.  rubschin:

 ;D ;D

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, how, exactly, do you sweep a street with a wheelbarrow?

A broom I can understand, but a wheelbarrow . . . . .

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I swept the street and put the results of the sweeperidge into the wheelbarrow....


...then dumped it over the cliff...  ;)
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1417 on: July 30, 2013, 01:10:56 PM »
I'm off sleep017, been quite a nice day-off really, a pleasant afternoon at Coral Bay, lovely drive home via Aphrodite's Rock, twoferone Carlsberg at Papas and arrived home to find BM outside our house sweeping the street with his newly repaired wheelbarrow - amazing what some people will do for a free beer.... BTW BM, Swillers found his glasses in the rubbish bag.

He's taking that Trigger thing too far now  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I didn't wear a hi-viz tho....  whistle:

Not too sure that H&S would accept the sun shining off of your head as a good enough warning though.  rubschin:

 ;D ;D

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, how, exactly, do you sweep a street with a wheelbarrow?

A broom I can understand, but a wheelbarrow . . . . .

::)

I swept the street and put the results of the sweeperidge into the wheelbarrow....


...then dumped it over the cliff...  ;)

Why did you dump the wheelbarrow over the cliff?

Doesn't that mean you'll have to repair it again? Or get a new one?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1418 on: July 30, 2013, 01:22:10 PM »
I'm off sleep017, been quite a nice day-off really, a pleasant afternoon at Coral Bay, lovely drive home via Aphrodite's Rock, twoferone Carlsberg at Papas and arrived home to find BM outside our house sweeping the street with his newly repaired wheelbarrow - amazing what some people will do for a free beer.... BTW BM, Swillers found his glasses in the rubbish bag.

He's taking that Trigger thing too far now  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I didn't wear a hi-viz tho....  whistle:

Not too sure that H&S would accept the sun shining off of your head as a good enough warning though.  rubschin:

 ;D ;D

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, how, exactly, do you sweep a street with a wheelbarrow?

A broom I can understand, but a wheelbarrow . . . . .

::)

I swept the street and put the results of the sweeperidge into the wheelbarrow....


...then dumped it over the cliff...  ;)

Why did you dump the wheelbarrow over the cliff?

Doesn't that mean you'll have to repair it again? Or get a new one?

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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1419 on: July 30, 2013, 01:26:25 PM »
Very inconsiderate to throw a repaired barrow over the cliff, I have a broken one I've successfully delayed reparing for over a year and would have been far more suitable to dump onto unsuspecting cliff loving Russians

We could have started a barrow swapping service
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1420 on: July 30, 2013, 03:57:29 PM »
We could have started a Barrow swapping service

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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1421 on: July 30, 2013, 04:29:55 PM »
We could have started a Barrow swapping service

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Indeed, although he does seem to have done very well for himself lately  ;)

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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1422 on: July 30, 2013, 04:31:51 PM »
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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1423 on: July 30, 2013, 05:40:34 PM »
We could have started a Barrow swapping service

Berek.   sad24:
Indeed, although he does seem to have done very well for himself lately  ;)

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/category.jsp?itemId=cat18170737

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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The All New Goodnight Thread
« Reply #1424 on: July 30, 2013, 10:37:19 PM »
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