In the Metro this morning some book has been translated from 1505 written by Albertus Magnus . This esteemed scientist of his time says:-
- females are actually failed males
- if you want to check a woman is a virgin make her sniff lettuce. If she wants to go for a pee afterwards she is not ( Tipsy I fear for you
)
- women are able to kill animals at a glance during their time of the month
- if a woman is prgnant and her left breast is bigger than her right it's a giirl and vice versa
This book was written in the vain hope that men would get to understand women better.
500 years later and with great leaps in science and understanding it would appear that we are still no nearer this goal
