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Offline Miss Demeanour

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BM's all new personal injuries thread
« on: April 11, 2011, 03:37:03 PM »
I see BM has been up to his old tricks  eeek:

LL posted this on Faceache

Now nursing injured husband (V.Pub be aware please) who is shirking ongoing gardening duties due to an incident between himself, a large plant root and a shovel...... Painful and poorly fingers (so no typing for him......) and sore wrist (whey hey) .... nurses uniform on I guess :-)

He can't have anybody left prepared to insure him surely  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 03:42:32 PM »
When will he accept he is no longer 21?


Still I suppose he could have a chat with those insurers who employ Jean Metcalf and Frank Windsor .... he'd get a free biro too.  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 03:44:48 PM »
Supermong  point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 03:46:24 PM »
Oh dear has anyone seen the sympathy donation box it seems to have gone missing.
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 05:05:23 PM »
Just as well he isn't a business. With an accident frequency rate (AFR) like that, HSE would be taking an interest
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 06:14:52 PM »
Was prolly a ruse to get out of fixing the washing machine  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 01:00:44 AM »
He should have asked for help.............. whistle:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 07:23:00 AM »
 redface: redface: redface: redface:

Oh me poor hand like....  sad24:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 07:29:59 AM »
 happy100

Can we get you anything to help ???
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2011, 07:31:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 12, 2011, 07:29:59 AM
happy100

Can we get you anything to help ???

 noooo:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2011, 09:24:34 AM »
Have you installed voice recognition software on your puter as your typing is most excellent for an impaired man  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2011, 09:26:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 12, 2011, 09:24:34 AM
Have you installed voice recognition software on your puter as your typing is most excellent for an impaired man  rubschin:

Nah ~ he can't have VR software .... it would be all in Essex speak innit.
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2011, 09:27:16 AM »
Or in a much higher tone today  lol:
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 09:30:49 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 12, 2011, 09:24:34 AM
Have you installed voice recognition software on your puter as your typing is most excellent for an impaired man  rubschin:

I am typing with me pinkie like....
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Re: BM's all new personal injuries thread
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 09:33:54 AM »
Our mong leader reaches new heights of adulation  cloud9:
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