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Offline apc2010

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The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« on: April 08, 2011, 09:06:01 AM »
This is for Miss D to enjoy ....... 8)
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 09:09:35 AM »
WELL I AM FINALLY GETTIN 9 WHOLW DAYZ AWAY FROM MY MEAN STINKY MUM. SHE HAS DONE NUFFING TO HELP ME WITH THIS TRIP AND I EVEN HAD TO PACK STUFF MYSELF. I BET SHE SPENDS THE WHOLE TIME EATING CHOCS AND DRINKING VODDY LIKE WOT SHE USSSUALLLLY DUZ.

I DONT LIKE BUSSSES BUT I AM GOING TO SIT NEXT TO ERIC (HE IS SOOOO HUNKY AND HASN'T GOT MANY SPOTZ) AND SEE IF I CAN COP OFF WITH HIM.
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 09:13:49 AM »
Fuck it ...why did my period have to start today  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 09:17:05 AM »
She has just been to get her eyebrows done .....always important before you go away  ::)

She is not happy with how they have done it....

It's all going so well  whistle:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 09:23:46 AM »
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 11:21:35 AM »
I HAVE HACKED INTO MY MUMS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TOO. IO WIN
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 11:29:19 AM »
Bloody cheeky mare  evil:

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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 11:31:50 AM »
 point:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 01:37:36 PM »
I HATE THIS. THE BOYS ARE HAVING A FARTING COMPETITION AND NOW WE CAN'T OPEN THE WINDOWS. THE GIRLS ARE SCREAMING AND CRYING. I AM HOMESICK
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 02:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 08, 2011, 01:37:36 PM
I HATE THIS. THE BOYS ARE HAVING A FARTING COMPETITION AND NOW WE CAN'T OPEN THE WINDOWS. THE GIRLS ARE SCREAMING AND CRYING. I AM HOMESICK AND I'VE GOT MY PERIOD AS WELL  sad32:

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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2011, 05:44:07 AM »
Text received at 2 a.m  evil:

" So far we've been through Belgium, Lukzumberg, France & Germany. I've had time to think and appreciate all the things you do for me . I REAllY, really love & miss   u "

Pissed as a fart I'd say  rubschin:

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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 05:49:45 AM »
Cynic!
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2011, 05:50:20 AM »
Realist  lol:
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2011, 06:19:51 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The "Brat's Away Diaries"
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2011, 06:28:06 AM »
The next text will be a plea for more money.  ;)
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