Right. If I want to off to the Land of Scorchio at the end of the month I have to replace my vanished passport. Fill in the form online and they print it and post it back. Why can's I print it?

Fill in form LS01 online and they print it and post it back

Photos next (in the approved manner). COuntersignatory. Fee. And a 114 mile round trip to effing Peterborough.

What can possibly go wrong?