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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Mothers day options
« on: April 02, 2011, 03:31:58 PM »
So I was informed by the brat today that we can spend some 'quality time' togevva tomorrow.

I have made my own plans thanks and inform her that I am going to lunch with Pastis.

S'ok when you get back we can go out  eeek:

Suspiciously I ask for more details  rubschin:

We can go to the pictures to see this film she says. Some crap youff crap. Shouldn't I be able to decide what we watch I suggest. Then the huffing starts , and the mutterings about you try to make the effort, not appreciated round here, nothing else on I wanna see yadda , yadda, yadda . Oh happy days  lol:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 03:33:24 PM »
You were right to be suspicious - never trust the little blighters...  noooo:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM »
In the absence of SWWLTBO (who is at her Mother's today) I have, acting on the boys' instructions, purchased flowers and cards for them to give her.

Tomorrow I will, no doubt, have to get them up and prepare for her a breakfast they can take to her in bed. I shall then spend the rest of the day ensuring she enjoys their company. They have also asked that I prepare a special dinner for her. The THW will, of course expect me to have got flowers and a card for her to give her mother, I am not so much of a b@st@rd as to have not done so as I know she will have done and will do nothing to help. I shall smile brightly and kindly throughout.

At some time during the day, like many others here, I shall take a few minutes alone to reflect upon my own late mother.

Frankly I fvcking hate Mothers Day.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2011, 04:10:04 PM »
Come to the pub with me and Pastis then Snoops.

Although saying that there may well be lots of bloody families with their screaming lifesucking forces clamped to them  rubschin:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2011, 04:11:34 PM »
Thanks for the offer Miss D but I have to grit my teeth and see it through .... for my boys' sake.
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2011, 05:19:16 PM »
Mr Wench has gone to his Mother's and I am home alone.  cloud9:

Mind you am in the dog house as didn't get Mother Wench's card into the post until yesterday.  surrender:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2011, 05:26:44 PM »
I am a norphan  sad24:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 05:27:30 PM »
So am I  sad24:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 05:35:05 PM »
I drove my daughter to town today so she could buy a gift and card for her mother. My son declined to come, leaving it all to his sister. Every other shop had some sort of "Mother's Day" display/signs and Clinton Cards was heaving. Definitely over commercialised like so many special "events" these days.

She ended up buying a DVD and chocs. I suggested a doormat as a gift. My daughter didn't get the joke though I assured her her mum would.

Like Valentines's day if you don't buy something you're seen as as a heartless bastard. We're all being blackmailed to spend, spend, spend.
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 06:09:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 02, 2011, 04:10:04 PM
Although saying that there may well be lots of bloody families with their screaming lifesucking forces clamped to them  rubschin:

The thought had occurred to me too  evil:   Best have a Plan B  rubschin:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 06:26:53 PM »
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2011, 06:29:40 PM »
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 06:30:38 PM »
So we have all saved money then  happy088
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2011, 06:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2011, 06:30:38 PM
So we have all saved money then  happy088

yay!  cloud9:
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Re: Mothers day options
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2011, 07:05:19 PM »
My mother's 89 and still going strong.
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