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Offline Bar Wench

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Toilets
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:42:17 PM »
Mine is leaking, I do NOT have the time to deal with this!!!!

And the fecking estate agents don't have an answer machine with an out of hours number on it!!!

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Re: Toilets
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 05:43:11 PM »
Turn the water supply off
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 05:43:37 PM »
Mine is leaking, I do NOT have the time to deal with this!!!!

And the fecking estate agents don't have an answer machine with an out of hours number on it!!!

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Re: Toilets
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 05:44:59 PM »
How bad is the leak ?

Where is it leaking ?

Can you collect in bucket until they can get a plumber out?
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 05:57:31 PM »
Is it cistern water or, um, poo and stuff  sick2:
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 07:31:03 PM »
Cistern water. Have no idea where the main stopcock is.  Banghead

Have now emptied the cistern and tied the floaty thing up so it won't fill up again, bastard thing. Useless Mr Wench  Banghead

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Re: Toilets
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 07:32:36 PM »
Cistern water. Have no idea where the main stopcock is.  Banghead

Have now emptied the cistern and tied the floaty thing up so it won't fill up again, bastard thing. Useless Mr Wench  Banghead

He doesn't have boxes of cables either if I remember correctly...?  whistle:
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 07:34:01 PM »
Well done Wenchy

You just didn't want ot say ballcock did you  ;)
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2011, 07:36:29 PM »
Well done Wenchy

You just didn't want ot say ballcock did you  ;)

No, I know that it will all kick off now.  surrender:

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Re: Toilets
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 07:37:41 PM »
Well done Wenchy

You just didn't want ot say ballcock did you  ;)

No, I know that it will all kick off now.  surrender:

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Re: Toilets
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 07:37:51 PM »
Mr Wench has to get Wenchy to tied up his ballcock so it won't dribble  noooo:  This does not bode well
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 07:40:09 PM »
Mr Wench has to get Wenchy to tied up his ballcock so it won't dribble  noooo:  This does not bode well

Oh Nick! noooo:
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 07:46:51 PM »
 ... and there it is!  noooo:

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Re: Toilets
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 07:47:44 PM »
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Re: Toilets
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 07:51:09 PM »
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Was your mouth out with soap you dirty boy....  noooo:
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