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Nick
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April 08, 2011, 04:12:39 PM »
Jim has been sunbathing. Now he is complaining of being too hot
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April 08, 2011, 05:19:24 PM »
Pop him in a cold bath that should do the trick.
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April 08, 2011, 05:26:53 PM »
Or bung him in the freezer for a while
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April 08, 2011, 05:28:17 PM »
He is much betterer now, thank you. I may let him have some sardines
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April 08, 2011, 05:35:22 PM »
If you cut one of these along the weld it would make a lovely, cooling cat jacket
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