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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2011, 07:55:08 PM »
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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2011, 04:12:39 PM »
Jim has been sunbathing. Now he is complaining of being too hot  ::)
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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2011, 05:19:24 PM »
Pop him in a cold bath that should do the trick.
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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2011, 05:26:53 PM »
Or bung him in the freezer for a while  angel1
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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2011, 05:28:17 PM »
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He is much betterer now, thank you. I may let him have some sardines
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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2011, 05:35:22 PM »



If you cut one of these along the weld it would make a lovely, cooling cat jacket  razz:
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Re: Calm down Jim...
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2011, 09:28:54 AM »