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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #525 on: April 01, 2015, 02:57:14 PM »
SO that is your fault then
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #526 on: April 01, 2015, 03:11:31 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #527 on: April 01, 2015, 03:13:52 PM »
Did they spread it everywhere? whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #528 on: April 01, 2015, 03:19:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 01, 2015, 03:13:52 PM
Did they spread it everywhere? whistle:

Well, no.... but did I shit on the carpet...? No.

Carpet will be in the dumpster tomorrow.... I wonder if LL will notice it is missing....?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #529 on: April 01, 2015, 03:26:30 PM »
Replace it with an identical inexpensive rug (hahahahaha) or expect death  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #530 on: April 01, 2015, 03:32:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 01, 2015, 03:26:30 PM
Replace it with an identical inexpensive rug (hahahahaha) or expect death  eveilgrin:

I need advice from Growler.....
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #531 on: April 01, 2015, 03:33:59 PM »
I know an excellent rug supplier  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #532 on: April 01, 2015, 03:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 01, 2015, 03:33:59 PM
I know an excellent rug supplier  eveilgrin:

Mrs. Nick...?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #533 on: April 01, 2015, 03:48:48 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #534 on: April 01, 2015, 04:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 01, 2015, 03:48:48 PM
http://frithrugs.co.uk/product-427/-/Persian-Abadeh-Rug-PAB023044-3.00-x-2.03/8022  angel1

Holy fuck!  Shocked:

Honestly, there is a market opportunity here....

You can buy the same rug in Istanbul for about 10p.... They start at $5,000 but if you show no interest (Miss A is very good at it) they just keep slashing the price...

This time next year we could be miwlionaires! :D

We just need to find more mugs like Nick....  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #535 on: April 01, 2015, 05:55:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2015, 02:54:27 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

So, these cat shit footprints, could you see the outline of toes? Or were they shoe shaped?

If the latter, stop moaning and count your blessings - it could have been oozing between your toes . . .

Mind you, I have heard that it's good for fixing athlete's foot! Almost as good as peeing on them (your toes) in the shower . . .
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #536 on: April 01, 2015, 05:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 01, 2015, 05:55:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2015, 02:54:27 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

So, these cat shit footprints, could you see the outline of toes? Or were they shoe shaped?

If the latter, stop moaning and count your blessings - it could have been oozing between your toes . . .

Mind you, I have heard that it's good for fixing athlete's foot! Almost as good as peeing on them (your toes) in the shower . . .

Pervert Alert!  eeek:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #537 on: April 01, 2015, 06:47:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2015, 05:58:21 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 01, 2015, 05:55:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2015, 02:54:27 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

So, these cat shit footprints, could you see the outline of toes? Or were they shoe shaped?

If the latter, stop moaning and count your blessings - it could have been oozing between your toes . . .

Mind you, I have heard that it's good for fixing athlete's foot! Almost as good as peeing on them (your toes) in the shower . . .

Pervert Alert!  eeek:

See rehab ........ whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #538 on: April 01, 2015, 11:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2015, 04:38:32 PM
We just need to find more mugs like Nick....  rubschin:

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We just need to find more mugs like BM - we hear that Steve is one

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #539 on: April 02, 2015, 05:41:34 AM »
They shat in the dog's bed last night!  cussing:
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