Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub.... 
Oh noes 
Is it ill or just being a right shit?
It won't be well soon! 
The all new 2013 cat shit disasters competition?CWMBO managed to have an attack of colitis when we had friends here recently. She decided to have a mega diarrhea dump right outside their room so yes it got trod in and not immediately noticed and trod all round the place. Who needs chemical weapons when you have the smell of runny cat shit?
I'm sure far worserer/funnier has happened to others. Over . .