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Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:19:39 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:53:50 PMQuote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 02:49:22 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:42:03 PMThe cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling. three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice. That Apey... Ever the practical joker, what a wag.
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:53:50 PMQuote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 02:49:22 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:42:03 PMThe cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling. three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice. That Apey...
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2013, 02:49:22 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:42:03 PMThe cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling. three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice.
Quote from: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:42:03 PMThe cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 23, 2013, 10:29:09 PM http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html
Why do dogs eat cat shit?
Quote from: Barman on November 05, 2013, 08:25:24 AMWhy do dogs eat cat shit? So they can watch your reaction and hope you give them some proper food.