No Wonder My Horoscope Was Always Wrong

[Just One More]

I was never a Sagittarian,  I'm an Ophiuchus

So all those believers that say, "oh yes, we're made for each other cos I'm a Libran, and he's a ?????", were talking bollocks, who'd have thought it

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Me too but cant look up what my horoscope is because the website doesnt recognise the extra one? 

However I can have a tarot reading.. apparently.. 
15 January 2011

Love: The Sun
Touchstone: The Moon
Career: The Lovers

The Sun and the Moon are meeting up for a rendezvous in your romantic sky today, dear tipsy, and the rays from these two astral bodies are converging in the direction of your two hearts, focusing them on love. Cupid is getting ready to shoot his arrow! If you are single, you have every chance today of meeting a fascinating new person. Don’t stay inside your own four walls, get out and mingle!  When faced with difficulties at work, you will have a tendency to be lethargic. You may be almost paralyzed when it comes to making up your mind about anything to do with your professional life. You’re passing through a temporary depression, aggravated by the Moon and the Lovers, who conspire to cloud your judgement and reduce your ability to react to events. You lack assurance and are dubious about your ability to handle things effectively. And the consequence? You are neither confident nor efficient today!

Utter ..... !

[Barman]

15 January 2011

Don't be surprised today, Barman, if someone seeks out your company because they're needing a little support. The day's energy can emphasize your faithfulness and commitment to those you care about. Chances are, people will find you easy to talk to today and you will be more than able to come up with some solutions for them and their troubles. You'll find that being in this role suits you and brings some great rewards. Let your problem solving skills shine through today.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

What a lovely day for you, dear Miss D: You have drawn two celestial bodies, the Sun and the Star. With these two illuminating your romantic life, there will be no lack of tenderness, sincerity and personal happiness. You love, and you’re loved in return, and that’s wonderful. There is not a cloud in your sky. Make the best of these privileged moments. They make good souvenirs for times when you’re feeling a bit under the weather.  In your professional life, the Sun’s shining for everyone, even for you, whose representative today is the card of Death! You’re just about to enter into a phase of reconstruction which will take you straight to success. Make sure you nurture that feeling of self-confidence that’s stirring in you – for it will ensure success with your business activities and will gain you recognition from your partners or clients, as the case may be.

Blimey ...think I'll get up now then if that's the case 

[Snoopy]

Don't waste a minute love 

[Just One More]

Career: The Lovers

Should be an interesting job     however

...  You may be almost paralyzed when it comes to making up your mind about anything to do with your professional life.

That's helluva pre-condition isn't it 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Chances are good that you'll be keeping yourself pretty busy today. The energetic aspects that are happening can really have you raring to take on chores that need to be done. Can you think of a better thing to do on a day off? Well, okay but still once you've finished these things, there should be plenty of time to do something recreational too. Make the most of this great day to get into both work and play.

I had better get on with enjoying myself then.