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Offline Pastis

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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2011, 07:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 12, 2011, 06:53:10 PM

Scaffold towers are so last year, get yourself a MEWP

I had to look that up  redface:

BM would love one though  lol:   Has he got a birthday coming up?  No, I didn't think so  ;)


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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2011, 08:49:40 PM »
You tease Pastis when BM sees that in the morning he will be wetting himself....Come to think of it these days  he does that anyway. noooo:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 06:14:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 12, 2011, 08:49:40 PM
You tease Pastis when BM sees that in the morning he will be wetting himself....Come to think of it these days  he does that anyway. noooo:

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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 06:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 12, 2011, 06:57:15 PM
Why doesn't he just abseil down the building with his paintpod in hand ?  whistle:


Not practical Miss D ....... Abseiling down the building whilst holding a paintpod is strictly a one way trip ... then he has to climb up again to abseil down to do the next strip of painting. Now if he were to bungy jump from the roof, paintpod at the ready, he could get several strips painted as he bounced up and down before he needed to climb back to the roof. Takes a man to think through the practicalities you see. ;D
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 06:36:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 06:25:33 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 12, 2011, 06:57:15 PM
Why doesn't he just abseil down the building with his paintpod in hand ?  whistle:


Not practical Miss D ....... Abseiling down the building whilst holding a paintpod is strictly a one way trip ... then he has to climb up again to abseil down to do the next strip of painting. Now if he were to bungy jump from the roof, paintpod at the ready, he could get several strips painted as he bounced up and down before he needed to climb back to the roof. Takes a man to think through the practicalities you see. ;D

The way Gromit cleaned the windows in A close Shave...?  rubschin:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 06:49:04 AM »
'cactly!  lol:

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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 06:52:22 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

What could possibly go wrong...?  rubschin:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2011, 07:07:41 AM »
Nothing ~ 'slong as you move the cactus etc.  whistle:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2011, 07:50:12 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 07:07:41 AM
Nothing ~ 'slong as you move the cactus etc.  whistle:

Good point well made!  happy088
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2011, 08:14:25 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 06:25:33 AM
Takes a man to think through the practicalities you see. ;D

...and excuses why it can't be done of course  ;)
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2011, 08:25:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 13, 2011, 08:14:25 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 06:25:33 AM
Takes a man to think through the practicalities you see. ;D

...and excuses why it can't be done of course  ;)

I had assumed that went without saying  razz:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2011, 08:53:47 AM »
It will be done... there has been a decree...  ::)
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2011, 09:00:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
It will be done... there has been a decree...  ::)

Nisi, Absolute, or simply the usual "Or Else"?
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2011, 09:03:33 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 09:00:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
It will be done... there has been a decree...  ::)

Nisi, Absolute, or simply the usual "Or Else"?

The latter... joins a long list of jobs tho....  whistle:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2011, 09:13:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2011, 09:03:33 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 09:00:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
It will be done... there has been a decree...  ::)

Nisi, Absolute, or simply the usual "Or Else"?

The latter... joins a long list of jobs tho....  whistle:

That's all right then ..... I like lists of "Jobs that must be done" ..... You can pick your task of the day/week/month/year to suit your mood and then there is always the "I'm actually planning the task and seeing what I need to order ~ No point in going off half-cocked" option followed, after a suitable delay (about a month), by the "I am actually sorting the priorities as we you speak" which should always precede the "Please make up your bloody mind, I can't do it all at once you know" throwaway remark as you head for the pub.
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