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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« on: January 12, 2011, 08:20:58 AM »
He is obviously to busy to remember his real friends  sad24:

So in the honorary VP fashion lets speculate  eveilgrin:

He has become addicted to being a member of the audience on the Jeremy Kyle show

He is writing his autobiography and is locked away in a darkened room with those stick on luminous stars

He has gone senile and can't remember how to turn the computer on

He has become a member of the Secret Service - writing their roolz of engagement for them

He has a wumman


any more likely scenario's ???


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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2011, 08:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 12, 2011, 08:20:58 AM
He is obviously to busy to remember his real friends  sad24:

So in the honorary VP fashion lets speculate  eveilgrin:

He has become addicted to being a member of the audience on the Jeremy Kyle show

He is writing his autobiography and is locked away in a darkened room with those stick on luminous stars

He has gone senile and can't remember how to turn the computer on

He has become a member of the Secret Service - writing their roolz of engagement for them

He has a wumman


any more likely scenario's ???




He has hacked your Facebook account and is posting unfeasibly large Zuma scores?  cussing:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2011, 08:30:42 AM »
Well ~ he did say that having spent years in employment, tied to a computer screen, he was not proposing to spend his hard won retirement doing the same.  whistle:

Personally I think he has discovered that when one retires one finds that the days fill up and you end up wondering how you ever found time to go to work.
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 09:42:47 AM »
Stop being so reasonable Snoops  and get to speculating  lol:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 10:17:48 AM »
Oh ~ I 'spect he is repainting the house then.
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 10:19:49 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 10:17:48 AM
Oh ~ I 'spect he is repainting the house then.

Up a ladder?  scared2:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 10:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 10:17:48 AM
Oh ~ I 'spect he is repainting the house then.

Up a ladder?  scared2:

Oh Noes! Uncle is the sort of sensible chap that hires a scaffold tower.
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 10:24:57 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 10:21:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 10:17:48 AM
Oh ~ I 'spect he is repainting the house then.

Up a ladder?  scared2:

Oh Noes! Uncle is the sort of sensible chap that hires a scaffold tower.

You're right....  redface:

I have been volunteered to paint the front of the house this year... I'm planning to rent a tower and secure it all properly before I start like, just in case... can't be too careful at my age...  noooo:












happy001 who am I kidding? happy001
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2011, 10:59:03 AM »
I think he is out clubbing every night (booze and loud music, not baby seals) and spends the hours of daylight recovering for the next session.

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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 11:01:40 AM »
He'll be running his local parish before the year is out.

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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2011, 11:07:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 11:01:40 AM
He'll be running his local parish before the year is out.



Parking in a disabled bay.



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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2011, 05:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2011, 10:59:03 AM


Ok BM you are right, you look better with the bucket on  eeek:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2011, 06:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2011, 10:24:57 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 10:21:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 12, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 12, 2011, 10:17:48 AM
Oh ~ I 'spect he is repainting the house then.

Up a ladder?  scared2:

Oh Noes! Uncle is the sort of sensible chap that hires a scaffold tower.

You're right....  redface:

I have been volunteered to paint the front of the house this year... I'm planning to rent a tower and secure it all properly before I start like, just in case... can't be too careful at my age...  noooo:












happy001 who am I kidding? happy001

Scaffold towers are so last year, get yourself a MEWP
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2011, 06:57:15 PM »
Why doesn't he just abseil down the building with his paintpod in hand ?  whistle:
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Re: Uncle M - what is he doing now ?
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2011, 07:03:13 PM »
Don't you remember what happened the last time BM went over the end of a roof Miss D  lol:
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