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Offline Barman

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Wrong Number...
« on: January 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM »
03:30 and very darkio... Barman is sound asleep...

Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman:  eeek:
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman:  eeek: [gets out of bed]
Telephone: Rinnggggg.... Rinngggggg...
Barman: Hello?
Telephone: Pizza Hut?
Barman: No.  ::)
Telephone: Pizza Hut?
Barman: No, sorry  redface:
Telephone: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


Why the fuck did I apologise?  cussing:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 08:04:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2011, 06:19:19 AM
Why the fuck did I apologise?  cussing:

Because you have better manners than the idiot who dialled the wrong number. I do the same and take some small satisfaction in being more polite than the callers ... but it is still bloody annoying!
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 09:38:33 AM »
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 09:40:09 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 05, 2011, 09:38:33 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:

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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 09:42:23 AM »
« Last Edit: January 05, 2011, 09:44:55 AM by Baldy »
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 09:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 05, 2011, 09:38:33 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:

As TMR will no doubt point out he has the right sort of motorbike to deliver Pizzas ~ Not that I would dream of saying such a thing  angel1
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 09:44:03 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:43:19 AM
Quote from: Pastis on January 05, 2011, 09:38:33 AM
You should have taken their order  eveilgrin:

As TMR will no doubt point out he has the right sort of motorbike to deliver Pizzas ~ Not that I would dream of saying such a thing  angel1

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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 09:46:13 AM »
Just checked - they all close at 10:30 anyway - who on earth orders a pizza at 03:30? Shrugs:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 09:49:56 AM »
Drunks!



Or desperate husbands who have a pregnant wife with a "craving".
« Last Edit: January 05, 2011, 09:51:35 AM by Snoopy »
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 09:51:46 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Drunks!

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Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 09:52:55 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Drunks!

 rubschin:

Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details...  eveilgrin:

Unfortunately, when one is woken like that, one's brain doesn't work fast enough.
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 09:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 05, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Drunks!

 rubschin:

Pasty is right... I should have taken his order... and his credit card details...  eveilgrin:

Unfortunately, when one is woken like that, one's brain doesn't work fast enough.

I'll have a pad and pen ready tonight...  evil:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 09:56:42 AM »
Did LL have the midnight munchies  whistle:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 09:57:07 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 05, 2011, 09:56:42 AM
Did LL have the midnight munchies  whistle:

No!  evil:
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Re: Wrong Number...
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 10:02:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 05, 2011, 09:46:13 AM
Just checked - they all close at 10:30 anyway - who on earth orders a pizza at 03:30? Shrugs:

Many, many moons ago Pastis (The Younger) worked his way across the States.  Had a job delivering pizzas for Frankie's Pizza Parlour in Chicago; we worked through the night and 2 of us were on delivery. Bloody scary at times  eeek:  That's why Frankie insisted 2 of us did the run, just in case, like.
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