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« on: January 04, 2011, 07:39:46 AM »
Can I remind everybody that due to the increase at midnight all posts must be 2½% longer from now on...









Just add a bit on the end like Growler...  ;)
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Re: VAT
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 07:57:32 AM »
Or 6 - 15 % longer if you need to travel anywhere  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 08:05:02 AM »
Or 6 - 15 % longer if you need to travel anywhere  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Where would your post travel exactly...?  ::)
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Re: VAT
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 08:08:03 AM »
Into the ether of course  whistle:
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 08:13:21 AM »
Into the ether of course  whistle:

Oh yes...  rubschin:
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Re: VAT
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 08:19:30 AM »
So would the VP hierarchy not consider absorbing the additional posting requirements for the sake of those of us that are mathematically challenged like   redface:
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 08:25:07 AM »
We may be able to come to an arrangement like  eyes:
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Re: VAT
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 06:19:26 PM »
Or 6 - 15 % longer if you need to travel anywhere  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Where would your post travel exactly...?  ::)

Well it wanders around Miss D's mind before making it on to the pub, does that count?  lol:
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 06:35:21 PM »
That wouldn't take long  angel1
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2011, 06:41:44 PM »
Indeed - Usain Bolt would have trouble picking up the required speed to complete the task  lol:
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Re: VAT
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: VAT
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 05:07:07 PM »
When we bought this house and moved in, 10 years ago, the house cost £80k. The first thing I did was to buy 600 litres of heating oil @ 16.9 pence a litre

The house is now valued at £160k and this afternoon I ordered 600 litres of heating oil @ 65.7 pence a litre.

cussing:

How come the value of my property (assets) has gone up by 100% but the fecking fuel to heat it has risen by 400% and my income (pension) by only 15%?
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Re: VAT
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 07:08:14 PM »
When we bought this house and moved in, 10 years ago, the house cost £80k. The first thing I did was to buy 600 litres of heating oil @ 16.9 pence a litre

The house is now valued at £160k and this afternoon I ordered 600 litres of heating oil @ 65.7 pence a litre.

cussing:

How come the value of my property (assets) has gone up by 100% but the fecking fuel to heat it has risen by 400% and my income (pension) by only 15%?

Our first colour TV in the early 70's cost £500 or so and was delivered in a van that cost £500 or so.

Today a big flat screen TV costs £500 or so and is delivered in a van that cost about £20,000.

How does that fit the Snoopy model?
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Re: VAT
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 07:17:39 PM »
When we bought this house and moved in, 10 years ago, the house cost £80k. The first thing I did was to buy 600 litres of heating oil @ 16.9 pence a litre

The house is now valued at £160k and this afternoon I ordered 600 litres of heating oil @ 65.7 pence a litre.

cussing:

How come the value of my property (assets) has gone up by 100% but the fecking fuel to heat it has risen by 400% and my income (pension) by only 15%?

Our first colour TV in the early 70's cost £500 or so and was delivered in a van that cost £500 or so.

Today a big flat screen TV costs £500 or so and is delivered in a van that cost about £20,000.

How does that fit the Snoopy model?

That is very profound Darwin...  rubschin:
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