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Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« on: July 21, 2007, 01:05:51 AM »
 evil: I have a  cussing: HELICOPTER doing circuits and bumps over my house ...GO AWAY...NOW... before I call the cops... rubschin: Oops to late I think they are already here. Don't they ever sleep?  noooo:
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 10:13:04 AM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 21, 2007, 01:05:51 AM
evil: I have a  cussing: HELICOPTER doing circuits and bumps over my house ...GO AWAY...NOW... before I call the cops... rubschin: Oops to late I think they are already here. Don't they ever sleep?  noooo:

That'll be the Police playing with their new toy then.

We have a similar problem 'cos the local force have one and it is based not far from here. they seem totally unaware of (i) the bloody racket they make and (ii) it costs a fortune to keep it in the air.
 They once called it out to track down someone who had driven off from a garage without paying for ?20 worth of petrol FFS. Attendant called the police and gave them the car number and make, colour etc  so they launched a man hunt ~ ?10Ks worth of flying round after ?20 petrol ~ where are their priorities?
It really is a case of we have a toy ~ let's use it.
They could just as easily looked up the car at the DVLA and sent a bobby round to the owner's house and nicked him there. Would still cost more than the petrol cost but a more appropriate response I would have thought.
Excuse from the Police? We had the helicopter up anyway and it was a good opportunity to test the system.
Did they catch the drive-away ~ no ..... but the car was found two weeks later in Liverpool!  ::)
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 11:28:07 AM »
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but the car was found two weeks later in Liverpool!

Where else?

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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 12:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Anise on July 21, 2007, 11:28:07 AM
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but the car was found two weeks later in Liverpool!

Where else?



From here it's usually Manchester
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 12:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 21, 2007, 01:05:51 AM
evil: I have a  cussing: HELICOPTER doing circuits and bumps over my house ...GO AWAY...NOW... before I call the cops... rubschin: Oops to late I think they are already here. Don't they ever sleep?  noooo:
Some new garden ?furniture? perhaps?
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 01:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 12:28:34 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 21, 2007, 01:05:51 AM
evil: I have a  cussing: HELICOPTER doing circuits and bumps over my house ...GO AWAY...NOW... before I call the cops... rubschin: Oops to late I think they are already here. Don't they ever sleep?  noooo:
Some new garden ?furniture? perhaps?


Very naughty Barman......

Very tempting... ;)
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 01:52:18 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 21, 2007, 01:45:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 12:28:34 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 21, 2007, 01:05:51 AM
evil: I have a  cussing: HELICOPTER doing circuits and bumps over my house ...GO AWAY...NOW... before I call the cops... rubschin: Oops to late I think they are already here. Don't they ever sleep?  noooo:
Some new garden ‘furniture’ perhaps?


Very naughty Barman......

Very tempting... ;)

A bit ostentatious don't you think?
Some thing a little smaller is perfectly adequate to deal with a helicopter because they are so slow you don't need to be able to track them. Just use one of these and pretend you're shooting a pheasant ... Line up and then lead forward a little and BANG!
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 01:56:10 PM »
Wouldn?t it be great tho?  whistle:
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 02:54:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 01:56:10 PM
Wouldn?t it be great tho?  whistle:

Not if you're the poor bastard in the helicopter it wouldn't!!
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 02:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 21, 2007, 02:54:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 01:56:10 PM
Wouldn?t it be great tho?  whistle:

Not if you're the poor bastard in the helicopter it wouldn't!!
True...
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 03:53:08 PM »
Aren't they all on danger money these days? 

I mean, surely they must be annoying quiet-loving terrorists too with all that noise...
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 07:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 21, 2007, 01:05:51 AM
evil: I have a  cussing: HELICOPTER doing circuits and bumps over my house ...GO AWAY...NOW... before I call the cops...

We get those... it's the .... err... COPS

Searchlights et alia... no doubt infrared as well, but you can't see that, well I can't confused:
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 11:55:29 PM »
I've got that dammed helicopter overhead tonight keeping me awake.   evil:

There seems to be a fire or something next door and they keep circling and shining their bloody searchlight in my window...  I'm half expecting the army in for a nightcap any time now.  confused:
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 12:06:42 AM »
 tunble:  It is all quiet here for a change, so quiet I am contemplating an early trip to bed.  whistle: Perhaps it was not me they were after last night at all.  rubschin:

Just a thought, about that fire which side of the road? scared2:
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Re: Bloody Helicopter 02h05
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2007, 06:06:02 AM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 22, 2007, 12:06:42 AM
tunble:  It is all quiet here for a change, so quiet I am contemplating an early trip to bed.  whistle: Perhaps it was not me they were after last night at all.  rubschin:

Just a thought, about that fire which side of the road? scared2:

It was behind me and along the railway, Didn't see any fire but loads of smoke billowing up.
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