Merry Xmas

[Barman]

Paupiettes de Saumon Fume et Crabe, Creme D'Huitres au Curry prepared and in the fridge to chill. Main course will be Caneton a la Presse. And Young's.

 

[TG]

Seasons greetings one and all.

Now, how the feck do I werk this e-reader thing wot Mrs TG bought me?

[Barman]

Seasons greetings one and all.

Now, how the feck do I werk this e-reader thing wot Mrs TG bought me?

Send Snoopy a PM... if you can werk the PM system! 

[Nick]

You may have to read the manual 

You haven't thrown it away, have you?

[TG]

You may have to read the manual 

You haven't thrown it away, have you?

I fink the manual is loaded onto it like. So you have to learn how to werk it before u can read it. 

[Nick]

Ah. A design fault. Does it have an button marked "Press this if you are an idiot"? 

[Barman]

 

[TG]

Ah. A design fault. Does it have an button marked "Press this if you are an idiot"? 

I dunno. The possibility is that i am to much of an idiot to find said button.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick calls. The (new) boiler has packed up. No heating or hot water for the last two days 

[Miss Demeanour]

I presume that is your fault somehow 

[Nick]

I imagine so, so I rang off 

[Miss Demeanour]

Did you not offer her a room at your Inn ? 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Mrs Nick calls. The (new) boiler has packed up. No heating or hot water for the last two days 

God's will I expec... 

[Nick]

It ALWAYS went wrong at Christmas 

Maybe she has offended God in some way