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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2010, 11:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 25, 2010, 11:12:37 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 25, 2010, 10:53:45 AM
sleep017 Bloody Kids, Bloody Stupid O'Clock this morning.

Anywhoo ~ most useless gift of the day ~ a wine bottle stopper ~ "to save what's left in the bottle" ......... Hellooooooo  whacky115

I got one of those! happy001

What is the matter with these people?


TBH I don't 'drink' often these days ~ alcohol and valium are a bad mix ~ but if I open a bottle it doesn't get the chance to go off.  noooo:

The sequence is:  1, Open bottle, 2, Pour a glass full, 3, Tip wine down throat, repeat steps 2 and 3 until bottle is empty, place bottle the in recycling bin. Simples!
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2010, 11:38:28 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 25, 2010, 11:33:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 25, 2010, 11:12:37 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 25, 2010, 10:53:45 AM
sleep017 Bloody Kids, Bloody Stupid O'Clock this morning.

Anywhoo ~ most useless gift of the day ~ a wine bottle stopper ~ "to save what's left in the bottle" ......... Hellooooooo  whacky115

I got one of those! happy001

What is the matter with these people?


TBH I don't 'drink' often these days ~ alcohol and valium are a bad mix ~ but if I open a bottle it doesn't get the chance to go off.  noooo:

The sequence is:  1, Open bottle, 2, Pour a glass full, 3, Tip wine down throat, repeat steps 2 and 3 until bottle is empty, place bottle the in recycling bin. Simples!

Quite so...

Even better, good wines come in screw tops now so you don't even need an opener...  noooo:

Why oh why would you buy someone a combined opener and stopper...? shrugs:
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2010, 11:41:48 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 25, 2010, 08:17:22 AM

Have we started the unwanted pressy swap shop yet ???

I have a George Formby grill, just like the George Foreman one, but when the meat's ready it shouts "turned out nice again" Can you tell I'm bored  lol:
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2010, 11:42:58 AM »
Somebody once explained to me that if you put a silver spoon in the neck of a champagne bottle the remaining champagne doesn't go flat ... I have to say that is probably the most useless tip ever. A silver spoon I have but champagne open long enough to go flat?  noooo:
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2010, 11:59:28 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 25, 2010, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 25, 2010, 08:17:22 AM

Have we started the unwanted pressy swap shop yet ???

I have a George Formby grill, just like the George Foreman one, but when the meat's ready it shouts "turned out nice again" Can you tell I'm bored  lol:

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 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2010, 12:00:59 PM »
Can I have some of JOM's pills please?
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2010, 12:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2010, 12:00:59 PM
Can I have some of JOM's pills please?

Pssssttt... it is the booze Nick...  ;)
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2010, 12:05:58 PM »
Growler has sent me an festive greeting  cloud9:

I bet he is having a miserable time  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2010, 12:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2010, 12:00:59 PM
Can I have some of JOM's pills please?

Little blue uns  eyes:  or big white uns?

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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2010, 12:08:00 PM »
Bucks Fizz being drunk, scrambled eggs eaten, Mrs Tel watching Singing in the rain.
Spoken to me dad and me sister.
Turkey is looking good.
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2010, 12:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 25, 2010, 12:05:58 PM
Growler has sent me an festive greeting  cloud9:

I bet he is having a miserable time  noooo: noooo:

Send him greetings back - and tell him to get his big, furry arse in here!  lol:
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2010, 12:09:46 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 25, 2010, 12:08:00 PM
Bucks Fizz being drunk, scrambled eggs eaten, Mrs Tel watching Singing in the rain.
Spoken to me dad and me sister.
Turkey is looking good.

Yes, it's an Islamic country. Pastis is in another tucking into eyeballs and suchlike
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2010, 12:10:27 PM »
Paupiettes de Saumon Fume et Crabe, Creme D'Huitres au Curry prepared and in the fridge to chill. Main course will be Caneton a la Presse. And Young's.
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2010, 12:14:48 PM »
While I think of it, I'm seriously pissed off with everybody (including the Beeb), callin tomorrow "Boxing Day".
It aint!
Monday is.

Why can't people get the simple things right?
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Re: Merry Xmas
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2010, 12:16:07 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 25, 2010, 12:14:48 PM
While I think of it, I'm seriously pissed off with everybody (including the Beeb), callin tomorrow "Boxing Day".
It aint!
Monday is.

Why can't people get the simple things right?

Don't ask me about getting things right... shrugs:
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