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Offline apc2010

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #105 on: March 03, 2011, 06:57:18 PM »
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Another visit, permanent filling in place, bloodly hurts again.

Mine have all settled down now - thanks for asking like...  whistle:

In the bottom of a glass ...... whistle:

I thought you were my mate like...?  sad24:

sorry..too much sun ........... redface:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #106 on: March 03, 2011, 06:58:27 PM »
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #107 on: March 03, 2011, 07:00:38 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 06:57:18 PM
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Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2011, 06:49:33 PM
Another visit, permanent filling in place, bloodly hurts again.

Mine have all settled down now - thanks for asking like...  whistle:

In the bottom of a glass ...... whistle:

I thought you were my mate like...?  sad24:

sorry..too much sun ........... redface:

Sunburn:

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Offline Just One More

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #108 on: March 13, 2011, 09:24:28 AM »
Mrs JOM is waiting for an emergency appointment. She woke up with half her face swollen like a football, so maybe I did pass the ball to the other wing the other night. Anyway, I rang the dentist, explained the problem and said, "so if you could sort it out and put ME out of my misery and pain, that'll be great". The receptionist said I'd made her day, somebody else didn't find it funny  redface:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #109 on: March 13, 2011, 09:27:13 AM »
It will be a joint appointment required then  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #110 on: March 13, 2011, 09:33:08 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2011, 09:24:28 AM
Mrs JOM is waiting for an emergency appointment. She woke up with half her face swollen like a football, so maybe I did pass the ball to the other wing the other night. Anyway, I rang the dentist, explained the problem and said, "so if you could sort it out and put ME out of my misery and pain, that'll be great". The receptionist said I'd made her day, somebody else didn't find it funny  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Tell her we larfed and larfed - that'll help her feel better....  whistle:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #111 on: March 13, 2011, 09:37:07 AM »
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Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2011, 09:24:28 AM
Mrs JOM is waiting for an emergency appointment. She woke up with half her face swollen like a football, so maybe I did pass the ball to the other wing the other night. Anyway, I rang the dentist, explained the problem and said, "so if you could sort it out and put ME out of my misery and pain, that'll be great". The receptionist said I'd made her day, somebody else didn't find it funny  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Tell her we larfed and larfed - that'll help her feel better....  whistle:

Yeah!  I wish I could sympathise.... but





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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #112 on: April 04, 2011, 04:38:22 AM »
Taking LL to the dentist this morning.... she needs filings!  eveilgrin:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #113 on: April 04, 2011, 05:52:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Taking LL to the dentist this morning.... she needs filings!  eveilgrin:

Best buy some garlic then, if she is having her fangs sharpened.













 redface: Oh ~ Did you mean fillings?
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #114 on: April 04, 2011, 08:51:24 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 05:52:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2011, 04:38:22 AM
Taking LL to the dentist this morning.... she needs filings!  eveilgrin:

Best buy some garlic then, if she is having her fangs sharpened.













 redface: Oh ~ Did you mean fillings?

 redface:

Anyhooo.... LL says  Drool: ngdf ungh shrugs: Drool: nnggdr onging  sad24: nnngdg ggdnnng

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #115 on: April 04, 2011, 08:52:48 AM »
Well then take the duct tape off her mouth for heavens sake. ::)
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #116 on: April 04, 2011, 08:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 04, 2011, 08:52:48 AM
Well then take the duct tape off her mouth for heavens sake. ::)

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #117 on: April 04, 2011, 10:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2011, 08:51:24 AM
Anyhooo.... LL says  Drool: ngdf ungh shrugs: Drool: nnggdr onging  sad24: nnngdg ggdnnng

What's that LL, BM's hidden the spare key to the bar underneath the plant pot?



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Free bar when he buggers off folks  lol:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #118 on: May 08, 2011, 04:02:22 PM »
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
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