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In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:11:35 PM »
I have to go tomorrer... and I need a filling like...  surrender:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 04:23:32 PM »
Better say what you need to say today then tomorrow you will be drooling and incomprehensible. doh:  No discernible change then. angel1
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 04:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 20, 2010, 04:23:32 PM
Better say what you need to say today then tomorrow you will be drooling incomprehensible. doh:  No discernible change then. angel1

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 04:31:59 PM »
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In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!

They friggin' can if they hurt me! The question is does anybody take any notice?


I have an arrangement with my dentist ~ If she hurts me then I will hurt her!  evil:

So far I have not needed to carry out my promise!!


Mind she sort of mitigates the pain factor by cradling my head in her more than ample bosom as she works  cloud9:

It is also worthy of note that her husband is my cardiologist so she is very understanding of my problems and that any pain she causes is likely to result in a reaction of one sort or another.
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 05:04:40 PM »
Isn't she Babetastic? Oh well, I forget

Did I mention my sis is having the stitches out of her eyeballs today?
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 05:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
Isn't she Babetastic? Oh well, I forget

Did I mention my sis is having the stitches out of her eyeballs today?

Yes, I would describe her as Babetastic and yes you did mention the eyeball stitches.
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 05:20:30 PM »
I meant BM's dentist is Babetastic  cussing:

My sis isn't home yet. I fear her eyeballs may have exploded  scared2: (or summat)
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 05:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2010, 05:20:30 PM
I meant BM's dentist is Babetastic  cussing:

My sis isn't home yet. I fear her eyeballs may have exploded  scared2: (or summat)


1) Yes, my dentist is babetastic...  eyes: Unfortunately, that means you can't show pain or fear...  redface:
2) Please stop mentioning eyeball stitches - I feel all queasy...
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 05:36:54 PM »
Ma in Law has injections in her eyeballs regularly. She says it doesn't hurt but I don't think I could put up with it.  scared2:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 05:38:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2010, 05:20:30 PM
I meant BM's dentist is Babetastic  cussing:

My sis isn't home yet. I fear her eyeballs may have exploded  scared2: (or summat)


1) Yes, my dentist is babetastic...  eyes: Unfortunately, that means you can't show pain or fear...  redface: Doesn't stop me ~ Laydees like to see your 'feminine' (sensitive) side
2) Please stop mentioning eyeball stitches - I feel all queasy... Don't read my last post

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 06:58:45 PM »
Oh my giddy aunt...  noooo:
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 07:44:52 PM »
sIS SAYS THEY INJECTED HER EYEBALL WITH SOME ANAESTHETIC AND JUST WHIPPED THE STITCHES OUT BISH BOSH.  angel1
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2010, 07:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2010, 07:44:52 PM
sIS SAYS THEY INJECTED HER EYEBALL WITH SOME ANAESTHETIC AND JUST WHIPPED THE STITCHES OUT BISH BOSH.  angel1

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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2010, 07:56:36 PM »
Just wait till I tell you about her forthcoming lung biopsy  angel1
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Re: In the dentist, nobody can hear you scream!
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 07:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2010, 07:56:36 PM
Just wait till I tell you about her forthcoming lung biopsy  angel1

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