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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2010, 12:46:01 PM »
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:

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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2010, 12:47:11 PM »
They really are strumming you along  noooo:
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2010, 12:56:39 PM »
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2010, 05:12:46 PM »
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:

Go on then, what did you think you had ordered?
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2010, 05:32:00 PM »
I get in the shower at which point a man arrives with a guitar  cussing:

Go on then, what did you think you had ordered?

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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2010, 06:08:35 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2010, 08:08:06 PM »
Decongestant?  Something for your catarrh?
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2010, 09:58:21 AM »
I have a shipment which (from the tracking details) appears to have been stuck in DHL's Larnaca office since Thursday...

Just called them up - gave the tracking details...

"Your package is in Limassol, you live in Pissouri which is not in our delivery area and there is a digit missing from your contact number"  Banghead

Door to door service my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2010, 01:55:00 PM »
I have a shipment which (from the tracking details) appears to have been stuck in DHL's Larnaca office since Thursday...

Just called them up - gave the tracking details...

"Your package is in Limassol, you live in Pissouri which is not in our delivery area and there is a digit missing from your contact number"  Banghead

Door to door service my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:

Told you before

Drop it
Hide it
Lose it
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2010, 01:58:54 PM »
my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:

 eeek: Please tell me that isnt going to be the sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding.  eeek:
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Re: Stupid bastard Royal Mail
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2010, 02:30:47 PM »
I have a shipment which (from the tracking details) appears to have been stuck in DHL's Larnaca office since Thursday...

Just called them up - gave the tracking details...

"Your package is in Limassol, you live in Pissouri which is not in our delivery area and there is a digit missing from your contact number"  Banghead

Door to door service my big fat hairy arse!  cussing:

Told you before

Drop it
Hide it
Lose it


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