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Offline Pirate

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Re: Crackers
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2010, 08:39:39 PM »
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2010, 08:40:34 PM »
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2010, 10:02:33 PM »
Nah, a bit of cheddar from Spar and a McVities.  Drool:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2010, 10:04:35 PM »
Quote from: DDD on December 09, 2010, 10:02:33 PM
Nah, a bit of cheddar from Spar and a McVities.  Drool:

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Re: Crackers
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2010, 08:24:13 AM »
I pulled a cracker yesterday ( not a bloke but an actual cracker !!! ) . It had a tape measure in it ....who the heck wants those at Christmas  redface:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2010, 08:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2010, 08:24:13 AM
I pulled a cracker yesterday ( not a bloke but an actual cracker !!! ) . It had a tape measure in it ....who the heck wants those at Christmas  redface:

I dunno .... Give some people an inch and they want a yard. noooo:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2010, 08:41:24 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2010, 08:24:13 AM
I pulled a cracker yesterday ( not a bloke but an actual cracker !!! ) . It had a tape measure in it ....who the heck wants those at Christmas  redface:

Ladies would like one which indicates 3 inches less around waist or bum.

Gentlemen would like one which indicates 3 inches extra.
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2010, 08:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2010, 08:41:24 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2010, 08:24:13 AM
I pulled a cracker yesterday ( not a bloke but an actual cracker !!! ) . It had a tape measure in it ....who the heck wants those at Christmas  redface:

Ladies would like one which indicates 3 inches less around waist or bum.

Gentlemen would like one which indicates 3 inches extra.

I was stood by a Doctor asking for a tape measure once, to measure a patients leg (something to do with DVT indicators).  No one near had one to hand so I fished out one from my hand bag that I had picked up from IKEa.  They seemed pleased with it.  shrugs:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2010, 08:26:25 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 10, 2010, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2010, 08:41:24 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2010, 08:24:13 AM
I pulled a cracker yesterday ( not a bloke but an actual cracker !!! ) . It had a tape measure in it ....who the heck wants those at Christmas  redface:

Ladies would like one which indicates 3 inches less around waist or bum.

Gentlemen would like one which indicates 3 inches extra.

I was stood by a Doctor asking for a tape measure once, to measure a patients leg (something to do with DVT indicators).  No one near had one to hand so I fished out one from my hand bag that I had picked up from IKEa.  They seemed pleased with it.  shrugs:

So the leg measured 1½ sink units...?  rubschin:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2010, 08:27:05 PM »
Were you in a nurse's uniform?   eyes:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2010, 08:34:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2010, 08:26:25 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 10, 2010, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2010, 08:41:24 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2010, 08:24:13 AM
I pulled a cracker yesterday ( not a bloke but an actual cracker !!! ) . It had a tape measure in it ....who the heck wants those at Christmas  redface:

Ladies would like one which indicates 3 inches less around waist or bum.

Gentlemen would like one which indicates 3 inches extra.

I was stood by a Doctor asking for a tape measure once, to measure a patients leg (something to do with DVT indicators).  No one near had one to hand so I fished out one from my hand bag that I had picked up from IKEa.  They seemed pleased with it.  shrugs:

So the leg measured 1½ sink units...?  rubschin:

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Re: Crackers
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2010, 08:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 10, 2010, 08:27:05 PM
Were you in a nurse's uniform?   eyes:

I don't wear a uniform... well not at work anyway.  whistle:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2010, 08:37:06 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 10, 2010, 08:35:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 10, 2010, 08:27:05 PM
Were you in a nurse's uniform?   eyes:

I don't wear a uniform... well not at work anyway.  whistle:

Just in the bedroom eh...?  eyes:

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Re: Crackers
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2010, 08:44:43 PM »
Oh gawd ....Cleaner to Barman's keyboard please  whistle:
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Re: Crackers
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2010, 08:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2010, 08:44:43 PM
Oh gawd ....Cleaner to Barman's keyboard please  whistle:

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