Crackers

[Just One More]

I'm all ready for Christmas dinner .... Unbelievable

[Snoopy]

Going a bit far this Elfin Safety lark but I do recall that mother always used to caution us kids not to hold the crackers close to our faces when we "snapped" them. I confess I tell my kids the same. Also not to play with the "Snaps" if they tear in the wrong place without going "CRACK". They can, like "caps" for cap guns, give a bit of a burn to young fingers.

[Barman]

Going a bit far this Elfin Safety lark but I do recall that mother always used to caution us kids not to hold the crackers close to our faces when we "snapped" them. I confess I tell my kids the same. Also not to play with the "Snaps" if they tear in the wrong place without going "CRACK".

You're not thinking of Rice Crispies are you...? 

The world has gone mad tho... 

One one hand they're banning crackers... but I just heard on the wireless that they're introducing a system in Birmingham to detect and triangulate gun shots - to reduce shootings... 

How the feck can so many guns be on the streets to justify such a system when they are illegal...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Going a bit far this Elfin Safety lark but I do recall that mother always used to caution us kids not to hold the crackers close to our faces when we "snapped" them. I confess I tell my kids the same. Also not to play with the "Snaps" if they tear in the wrong place without going "CRACK". They can, like "caps" for cap guns, give a bit of a burn to young fingers.

Aaaahh when parents tell you not to do it  - which means you definitley, would never ever, in a million squillion years try such a thing 

[Snoopy]

Going a bit far this Elfin Safety lark but I do recall that mother always used to caution us kids not to hold the crackers close to our faces when we "snapped" them. I confess I tell my kids the same. Also not to play with the "Snaps" if they tear in the wrong place without going "CRACK". They can, like "caps" for cap guns, give a bit of a burn to young fingers.

Aaaahh when parents tell you not to do it  - which means you definitley, would never ever, in a million squillion years try such a thing 

Correct ~ I couldn't wait to be old enough to make the faulty "snaps" CRACK with my thumbnail the way my Dad could. I now do it in the full knowledge that the boys will also be itching to try it as soon as they can. 

[Barman]

We just opened an Xmas card - on the back it says that five year olds should be supervised because of small parts... 

[Pastis]

But 5 year olds do have small parts, specially in Nativity plays 

[Snoopy]

Rumour has it that BM has small parts too ..... but I NEVER spread gossip. 

[Barman]

Rumour has it that BM has small parts too ..... but I NEVER spread gossip. 

Only in the UK when it is very cold like... 

[Pastis]

I can just see the Christmas Dinner table, already groaning under the weight of food, drink, decorations, glasses and cutlery... and now,

"BEWARE! CATEGORY ONE FIREWORKS"

 

[Just One More]

How long before we all have to have one of these in the kitchen, or bathroom

[Nick]

We just opened an Xmas card - on the back it says that five year olds should be supervised because of small parts... 

Did LL take it off you?

[Barman]

We just opened an Xmas card - on the back it says that five year olds should be supervised because of small parts... 

Did LL take it off you?

Yes Nick... 

[Pirate]

I love crackers...especially with a bit of Stilton and an apple...bit of pickle maybe, throw in a tomato...

I'm bloody hungry now...

[Barman]

I love crackers...especially with a bit of Stilton and an apple...bit of pickle maybe, throw in a tomato...

I'm bloody hungry now...

With Brie...