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The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« on: December 07, 2010, 06:53:49 AM »
LL Returns and as life resumes on the sunlit isle of Cyprus BM discovers he has more faults than he'd ever imagined.
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 06:54:47 AM »
It is true...  sad24:
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 06:59:14 AM »
You wait til she has done the rounds of her friends and they fill her in on all she has missed
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 07:00:45 AM »
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 07:01:45 AM »
I can see it now
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 08:14:29 AM »
Oh joy!  BM you could always come over here for a visit you know.  Nicks sofa bed is very comfortable.  He makes his own bread, some of which the local birds shun admittedly but it is still bread.  We could have a whip round to buy you a jumper. angel1
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 08:17:21 AM »
Oh joy!  BM you could always come over here for a visit you know.  Nicks sofa bed is very comfortable.  He makes his own bread, some of which the local birds shun admittedly but it is still bread.  We could have a whip round to buy you a jumper. angel1

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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 08:18:19 AM »
Before I book my ticket, how is the NickPoonTM design coming on...?  whistle:
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2010, 08:19:20 AM »
You mean the Dongle she planted in his flat?
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2010, 08:24:31 AM »
You mean the Dongle she planted in his flat?

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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2010, 09:40:52 AM »
BM will be buying a whole new kitchen for LL's Christmas present  whistle:
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2010, 09:48:22 AM »
Oh Noes .... surely not! Household appliances (including a whole new kitchen) don't count as "Proper Pressys" ...not for a wummun

Experience has shown that whilst wimmin may SAY they want a new Food Mixer they don't actually want it as their present noooo: They would rather have some black and red undies ~ although they are also not actually wanted nor will they be well received as such things count as pressys for the male foolish enough to buy them ~ but at least the wummun will be pleased if the mere male actually knows the right size and she can always take them back to Victoria's Secrets for a refund.

I have found that all wimmin like things that sparkle and come in small boxes marked "Aspreys" or slightly larger boxes marked "Chanel". angel1
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2010, 09:51:22 AM »
Mmmm those are not top of my pressy list  rubschin:

I may need to go away and revise it  lol:
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2010, 10:00:43 AM »
 rubschin: I may just know avaricious wimmin.
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Re: The All New Life Returns to Normal for BM Thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2010, 10:40:31 AM »
I bet he is being bossed about appallingly and keeps getting in more trouble as LL "discovers" things  eveilgrin:
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