When do you bung up your Christmas tree ?

[Snoopy]

So is BM's

 

I see myself in the Bob Cratchit role here 

Well lets face it, Tiny Tim was never on the cards was it...? 

Cheeky (skinny) sod!  


Just 'cos you have to run round in the shower to get wet.

[Darwins Selection]

So is BM's

 

I see myself in the Bob Cratchit role here 

Well lets face it, Tiny Tim was never on the cards was it...? 

He was shortlisted for the part of the goose though

[Tipsy Gipsy]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre?  

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

[Barman]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre?  

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

Just go out and get a tree... they'll be in the sales now.... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre?  

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

Just go out and get a tree... they'll be in the sales now.... 

Not on my list and  a Christmas Tree is a 6ft thing with needles and mud, not something that would fit or be put into my car even if I could lift it.        I am sure the female guests will inflict suitable humiliating comments on my behalf when they arrive.  I do not have to say anything. 

[Barman]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre?  

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

Just go out and get a tree... they'll be in the sales now.... 

Not on my list and  a Christmas Tree is a 6ft thing with needles and mud, not something that would fit or be put into my car even if I could lift it.        I am sure the female guests will inflict suitable humiliating comments on my behalf when they arrive.  I do not have to say anything. 

get a tree-in-a-box like and re-use it every year... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre?  

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

Just go out and get a tree... they'll be in the sales now.... 

Not on my list and  a Christmas Tree is a 6ft thing with needles and mud, not something that would fit or be put into my car even if I could lift it.        I am sure the female guests will inflict suitable humiliating comments on my behalf when they arrive.  I do not have to say anything. 

get a tree-in-a-box like and re-use it every year... 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   That is, in Miss C's words, both wrong and bad. 

[Barman]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre?  

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

Just go out and get a tree... they'll be in the sales now.... 

Not on my list and  a Christmas Tree is a 6ft thing with needles and mud, not something that would fit or be put into my car even if I could lift it.        I am sure the female guests will inflict suitable humiliating comments on my behalf when they arrive.  I do not have to say anything. 

get a tree-in-a-box like and re-use it every year... 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   That is, in Miss C's words, both wrong and bad. 

Tree-in-a-box - bish-bosh up in a moment and back in the loft garage after Xmas with no mess to clear up! 

[Snoopy]

We apparently will not be having one this year.  It was his job today but not a priority obviously.  So our festive dinner party next week will be less than festive I'm thinking. C'est la vie or should I say guerre? 

So, no tree...  have just received a call from one of the guests, he is stuck in Holland and says there are 1050 traffic jams and 3000 km of queueing traffic. 

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/12/heavy_snow_on_the_way_in_the_w.php

Just go out and get a tree... they'll be in the sales now.... 

Not on my list and  a Christmas Tree is a 6ft thing with needles and mud, not something that would fit or be put into my car even if I could lift it.        I am sure the female guests will inflict suitable humiliating comments on my behalf when they arrive.  I do not have to say anything. 

get a tree-in-a-box like and re-use it every year... 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   That is, in Miss C's words, both wrong and bad. 

Unless you have an asthmatic wife and asthmatic child who both react badly to the resin in real trees and would spend them whole of Christmas sneezing and wheezing. taking snorts of Ventolin and generally suffering. SO YES! We use plastic trees.