Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: A level History students  (Read 471 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
A level History students
« on: November 30, 2010, 05:09:12 PM »
SWWLTBO has spent the day in bed marking essays for her A level students.
The following are random examples. I must stress that these are students who have left school and are playing catch up at a College of Further Education ~ and by Christ they need it! They all hope to be at University next year!
SWWLTBO is alternately  Banghead and  happy001
Quote
1. The Magna Cater was a typed document.

2. Anne Frank was released on dvd in January 2009.

3. Some many argue that Magna Carta was downright bossy.

4. Hitler was nasty and aggressive but ceasar was naïve and generous.

5. As a child, Hitler was moody, lazy and aggressive at times, but he was close to his mum.

6. The 1997 film of titanic is not as accurate as the video taken of it leaving Southampton in September 1912.

7. The Indians stole there cattle and raffles and attacked all the cowboys.

8. Food became scares.

9. Ann Frank shows threw her Diary how she managed to survive a difficult adolescence.

I promise we have not changed a word!
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: A level History students
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 05:27:36 PM »
Extinction looms.  cry:
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109832
  • Reputation: -115
Re: A level History students
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 05:30:15 PM »
I trust she will chastise them  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: A level History students
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 05:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 05:27:36 PM
Extinction looms.  cry:

It's probably just as well Darwin. noooo:

I watched 'The Apprentice' the other evening and one contestant on being told that she was going to Pinewood Studios declared that 'Pinewood must be a furniture warehouse.' Banghead
Logged
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: A level History students
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 05:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2010, 05:30:15 PM
I trust she will chastise them  eveilgrin:

She will "gently" point out the error of their ways.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109832
  • Reputation: -115
Re: A level History students
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 05:43:01 PM »
Not too gently I trust  eveilgrin:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: A level History students
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 05:48:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2010, 05:43:01 PM
Not too gently I trust  eveilgrin:

You know the roolz Nick.

No red ink comments by Teachers/Tutors!
Spelling doesn't matter if the meaning is clear!
You are there to teach History, not English!
You may not make disparaging comments in front of other students!
Criticism must be constructive and timely!
You may only correct factual errors!

Etc.

Personally I dunno why she does the job but it pays well and she lurves it!!!
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: A level History students
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 06:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 05:48:56 PM
No red ink comments by Teachers/Tutors!

I remember a lad at school had his essay marked by the Divinity master as follows:

"UTTER SPHEROIDS!!"

 lol: lol:
Logged
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109832
  • Reputation: -115
Re: A level History students
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 06:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2010, 05:48:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2010, 05:43:01 PM
Not too gently I trust  eveilgrin:

You know the roolz Nick.

No red ink comments by Teachers/Tutors!
Spelling doesn't matter if the meaning is clear!
You are there to teach History, not English!
You may not make disparaging comments in front of other students!
Criticism must be constructive and timely!
You may only correct factual errors!

Etc.

Personally I dunno why she does the job but it pays well and she lurves it!!!
[/quote

Bollox. Crucifixion is too good for these peeps.
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »