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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2010, 03:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2010, 03:21:15 PM
If you could just shove one down the side of the sofa I would be grateful.

That's where he found them.  noooo:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2010, 03:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2010, 03:21:15 PM
If you could just shove one down the side of the sofa I would be grateful.

I shall need it to restore my strength after trying to get the tranny up his drive. 8)

What do you think about him wearing your clothes...?  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2010, 04:05:22 PM »
On the whole I don't mind but he does stretch my stockings somewhat. noooo:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2010, 04:16:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2010, 04:05:22 PM
On the whole I don't mind but he does stretch my stockings somewhat. noooo:

You should buy him his own like...  noooo:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2010, 04:35:41 PM »
I have bought a Christmas present for him. angel1



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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2010, 04:36:27 PM »
Oh bugger ...I'll have to take my one for him back now  lol:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2010, 04:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2010, 04:35:41 PM
I have bought a Christmas present for him. angel1





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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2010, 04:50:41 PM »
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:


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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2010, 05:29:41 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:




That bloke seems to be offering us some sort of Benediction. angel1
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2010, 05:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2010, 05:29:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:




That bloke seems to be offering us some sort of Benediction. angel1

That cough medicine like...?  rubschin:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2010, 05:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2010, 05:29:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2010, 04:50:41 PM
I can't see Nick opting for a pair of Budgie Smugglers, but perhaps ...  eeek:




That bloke seems to be offering us some sort of Benediction. angel1

He is offering you his Holy Trinity my dear  whistle:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2010, 05:35:45 PM »
 lol: lol:

Warning  Benediction may make you drowsy, do not drive or operate machinery....



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