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Offline Snoopy

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Open the Malt BM
« on: November 30, 2010, 11:03:44 AM »


Well it is St Andrew's Day and no better reason for a dram or two.
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 11:18:21 AM »
Talisker, Bowmore or Ardbeg anyone...?
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 11:20:46 AM »
In the absence of Glen Turret or Laphroaig I'll settle for the Bowmore thanks.
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 11:22:03 AM »
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 11:29:51 AM »
On my way
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 11:38:56 AM »
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 12:26:39 PM »
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 12:29:45 PM »
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:

Are you driving the cart or emptying the bins in the back?  rubschin:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 12:32:40 PM »
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:

Are you driving the cart or emptying the bins in the back?  rubschin:

Somebody else has to empty the bin chez Creant. All the bottles make it too heavy for me.
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 12:35:42 PM »
Laphroaig. cloud9: cloud9:

I have a secret stash here Snoops come on over and warm your paws hound. 8)

Look out of your window, that is me just arriving.  whistle:

Are you driving the cart or emptying the bins in the back?  rubschin:

Somebody else has to empty the bin chez Creant. All the bodies make it too heavy for me.

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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 12:36:36 PM »
She is visiting this weekend. I have laid down some fine old aspirins  noooo:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2010, 12:38:41 PM »
She is visiting this weekend. I have laid down some fine old aspirins  noooo:

"Would madam like to try the '86 Disprol?"
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 03:15:57 PM »
I fear madam will be in need by Sunday. noooo:

Meanwhile to celebrate and to keep warm I offer you this.  Darwin please knock the snow off of your boots on your way in don't want you steaming before you get steaming, as it were.





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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 03:18:11 PM »
She is visiting this weekend. I have laid down some fine old aspirins  noooo:

Do we have to save her some Hob Nobs  ? redface:
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Re: Open the Malt BM
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 03:21:15 PM »
If you could just shove one down the side of the sofa I would be grateful.

I shall need it to restore my strength after trying to get the tranny up his drive. 8)
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