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Offline Nick

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Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« on: November 22, 2010, 10:38:27 AM »
My sis is in hospital this morning for a minor eye op. Obviously she can't drive home, so I offered to pick her up and give her a lift. Apparently 5 other people have made the same offer so she has a list. She will call one of us later for a lift. It occurs to me that there are therefore six people hanging around by their phone waiting to see if they are needed.  rubschin:

WHY THE FOOK CAN'T SHE JUST MAKE UP HER MIND AND TELL US WHICH ONE HAS BEEN SELECTED IN ADVANCE?  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2010, 10:38:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
My sis is in hospital this morning for a minor eye op. Obviously she can't drive home, so I offered to pick her up and give her a lift. Apparently 5 other people have made the same offer so she has a list. She will call one of us later for a lift. It occurs to me that there are therefore six people hanging around by their phone waiting to see if they are needed.  rubschin:

WHY THE FOOK CAN'T SHE JUST MAKE UP HER MIND AND TELL US WHICH ONE HAS BEEN SELECTED IN ADVANCE?  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 10:49:33 AM »
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 10:52:20 AM »
Perhaps she can't read the list like...?  rubschin:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2010, 10:53:26 AM »
Good point! But she can see to text. It seems she has had the op and "Phil" is picking her up.

Back to werk then  evil:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 10:07:04 PM »
Since when have women ever been reasobable?
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2010, 07:11:08 AM »
Seeing as you are one of the 6 could she be playing Rush Hour Roulette?  whistle:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2010, 10:17:06 AM »
I like your sister  lol:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2010, 10:33:21 AM »
Do you want to adopt her? Feel free! She had her hair dyed in polka dots for Children in Need. Now she can't wash them out. SHe said she felt like a muppet at the hospital  noooo:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2010, 10:35:38 AM »


The more I hear the more I like her too!  razz:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2010, 10:36:59 AM »
Polka Dot hair-Sounds like the Nick effect runs through the family !
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 10:39:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 23, 2010, 10:33:21 AM
Do you want to adopt her? Feel free! She had her hair dyed in polka dots for Children in Need. Now she can't wash them out. SHe said she felt like a muppet at the hospital  noooo:

Those poor patients that came in and saw her...they must have wondered if it was some awfully contagious disease  lol:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2010, 10:43:55 AM »
Upset by a two timing BF some years ago she actually flew to Brisbane, smashed all the windows in his house and then flew back  eeek:
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2010, 10:52:29 AM »
 lol:

An expensive act of retribution but I'm sure very satisfying.
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Re: Wimmin's unreasonable behaviour
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2010, 10:53:47 AM »
I gather he never worked out who did it. SHe made the taxi driver wait while she threw bricks and then he took her back to the airport  eeek:
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