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Offline Nick

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2010, 12:10:26 PM »
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2010, 06:28:42 PM »
I've never taken part in a secret Santa, and never will, seems to be a "girl" thing. Mind you, I'm the one that never gives Christmas cards... every year I get plenty, every year I tell them don't bother, do the listen, do they bollocks. You can stick Christmas where the monkeys shove their nuts, I can't even be arsed to find a picture of a grumpy old sod  cry:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 06:41:44 PM »
JOM is an grumpy bear today  noooo:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2010, 07:30:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 10:22:20 AM
You can all share in mine ..I have to buy for a bloke ...I just don't know what to get that will be suitably offensive  happy001 happy001 happy001

novelty 'viagra' tablets  whistle:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2010, 07:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
JOM is an grumpy bear today  noooo:

Have they morphed into one. scared2:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2010, 07:34:13 PM »
Jowler  rubschin:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2010, 07:36:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:34:13 PM
Jowler  rubschin:

That name has a certain ring to it, a certain gravitas if you will, or is that gravalax?
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2010, 07:51:14 PM »
They don't really exist of course...both are in BM's mind...(he has Dissociative Identity Disorder, don't you know) That is all...
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2010, 07:54:22 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on November 17, 2010, 07:51:14 PM
They don't really exist of course...both are in BM's mind...(he has Dissociative Identity Disorder, don't you know) That is all...

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2010, 06:21:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2010, 07:54:22 PM
Quote from: Pirate on November 17, 2010, 07:51:14 PM
They don't really exist of course...both are in BM's mind...(he has Dissociative Identity Disorder, don't you know) That is all...

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2010, 07:19:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 17, 2010, 07:34:13 PM
Jowler  rubschin:

Grow-more, or should that be grew-some?
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2010, 07:22:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
JOM is an grumpy bear today  noooo:

Any grumpiness was Christmas related, not JOM related, and it will get worse as Wenchy's countdown thingy goes down (For some reason I now have an image of Carol Vorderman ...)
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2010, 07:22:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
JOM is an grumpy bear today  noooo:

Any grumpiness was Christmas related, not JOM related, and it will get worse as Wenchy's countdown thingy goes down (For some reason I now have an image of Carol Vorderman ...)

Ooohh.... Have you got pictures of her all over your basement wall like me... all covered with 'KILL' and 'DIE'?  eveilgrin:


Ooops... I've said too much...  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2010, 07:30:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2010, 07:22:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
JOM is an grumpy bear today  noooo:

Any grumpiness was Christmas related, not JOM related, and it will get worse as Wenchy's countdown thingy goes down (For some reason I now have an image of Carol Vorderman ...)

Ooohh.... Have you got pictures of her all over your basement wall like me... all covered with 'KILL' and 'DIE'?  eveilgrin:


Ooops... I've said too much...  redface: redface: redface:

 eeek: Wenchy or the lovely Ms Vorderman?

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2010, 07:32:30 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 18, 2010, 07:30:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2010, 07:28:49 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2010, 07:22:37 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
JOM is an grumpy bear today  noooo:

Any grumpiness was Christmas related, not JOM related, and it will get worse as Wenchy's countdown thingy goes down (For some reason I now have an image of Carol Vorderman ...)

Ooohh.... Have you got pictures of her all over your basement wall like me... all covered with 'KILL' and 'DIE'?  eveilgrin:


Ooops... I've said too much...  redface: redface: redface:

 eeek: Wenchy or the lovely Ms Vorderman?



I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once... Vorderman that is, not Wenchy.... Crying her eyes out like...  rubschin:
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